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GeneralLatvian, Estonian, and Romanian all walk into bar... PinmemberHomerTheGreat20-Jul-14 1:31 
Latvian, Estonian, and Romanian all walk into bar owned by Russian man. They sit down at bar, and Russian bartender say,"Good evening, comrades! I'll make deal with you: I'll put mystery drink in shot glass. If you can make guess of what drink is, you get 15 minutes alone in back room with Olga. What say, comrades?" All three men happily agree to bet. So, Russian bartender sets shot glass in front of each man, grabs a bottle from shelf, and pours mystery drink.
 
Estonian take first shot and say, "Hmm, is taste li-..." and Estonian man is fall over dead from stool.
 
Romanian man take shot next and say, "Hmm, is taste li-..." and Romanian is fall over dead from stool.
 
Latvian man is take shot and say, "Hmm, is taste like...water runoff from nuclear power plant!"
 
"Very good, comrade, you guess right! Here is key, go in back. Olga is waiting already." Latvian man is so excite, as wife died from malnourish long ago and hasn't had goat around either because nobody in Latvia have goat.
 
Latvian man unlocks door, room is dark. He shuts and locks door behind, turns on light and sees Olga. Only Olga is not sexy Russian woman; Olga is large, hungry wolf-dog. Olga attacks the Latvian man, killing and eating him. Is good, because suffering is now over.
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