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JokeThen and Now - For Senior Citizens Pin
Vivic15-Aug-14 16:23
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1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
Symptoms then: Love.
Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction.

2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
Symptoms then: Love.
Prognosis now: Parkinson's Disease.

3. Constant smiling.
Symptoms then: Love.
Prognosis now: Bell's Palsy.

4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
Symptoms then: Love.
Prognosis now: Early Onset of Alzheimer's Disease.

5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over.
Symptoms then: Love.
Prognosis now: Multiple Sclerosis.

6. Inability to stop thinking about her.
Symptoms then: Love.
Prognosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

7. Bruising on neck, and other tender areas.
Symptoms then: Love.
Prognosis now: Leukemia.

8. Insomnia.
Symptoms then: Love.
Prognosis now: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia.

9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence.
Symptoms then: Love.
Prognosis now: Schizophrenia!
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GeneralLinguistic ambiguity Pin
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GeneralDD! You might want a US holiday break next time Pin
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