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Former signs.
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
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Just heard about Sebastian [^].
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| When I say "apple users", I'm talking about the kind of cretins who plug an ipod into their ears, and pretend to live in an apple advert, while letting the music echo within their empty heads.
Thursday, April 1, 2010 10:56 AM
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--Rajesh R. Subramanian (Klingon Developer Honoris Causa).
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
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| CP's Memorable Quotes - Year 2009 - Current Quarter [ Updated 21 Jun 2009 - Stephen Hewitt]
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 2:34 AM
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Here's a list of memorable quotes from Code Project members, indisputably choosen by me  .
Please feel free to signal new quotes.
Year 2009 - Current Quarter
- Actually, I have ten monkeys (me not included) to assist me search MSDN. Because, I only have paper-printed version. They're like FASSTTT... You know? [^]
--Rajesh R Subramanian
- Yes there is a way. Now can you explain what your sentence means? [^]
--led mike
- Nobody, and I mean nobody, is going to do urgent homework requests for you. That defeats the purpose of the homework you should be doing on your own so that you can learn.
It's unfortunate and inconvenient, I know, but education is all about learning. But that's just one of those annoying aspects of life. [^]
--73Zeppelin
- I'm not against managed code, but I don't like the idea of mixing up managed code with good old native C++. It's like eating garlic with ice cream. [^]
--Rajesh R Subramanian
p_1960 wrote: Hi,
May i know the difference b/w ondraw() and onpaint().... You mean other than what the documentation provides? [^]
--David Crow
- Somehow, the idea of mixing separate binaries, some with and some without debug information doesn't look strikingly impressive. [^]
--Rajesh R Subramanian
- You asked three times in the C# forum, did you want C# or VB code ? Why do you even want to do this ? [^]
--Christian Graus
- Is this supposed to do something? [^]
--David Crow
- It means you've called GetQuotQuntityItem with no parameters, and there isn't a version of this method that has no parameters. You need to specify the parameters it's expecting because Object Orientation isn't psychic coding. [^]
--Pete O'Hanlon
- You think? Tea would obviously be a C++ implementation, none of this mamby-pamby-hold-my-hand-cause-I'm-a-little-girl languages [^]
--Jim Crafton
- Looks like an assignment and no-one is interested in doing your assignments.Not even yourself. [^]
--_AnShUmAn_
- What a relief to know there isn't a problem with LockWorkStation(). THANKS!
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--led mike
- *SLAP*
YOU'RE FIRED! [^]
--_The_Boss_
- Start off by taking your medication, put on your glasses and then read what you have written [^]
--williamnw
- I have seen some companies label such products "Community Version", aka discarded dogfood. [^]
--Hans Dietrich
Re: Top Ten Web Brands Facebook: 6.2x10^9 minutes.
That's a lot of time spent pretending to have friends.
--Ravel H. Joyce
- Probably, but you'll need to post your code snippets here (i.e., only relevant code), rather than require someone to download your whole project from some other site. Some of us have soap operas to watch and Bonbons to eat so time is important. [^]
--David Crow
ghost90Tom wrote: New Person thanks!!
My English not well, please take care of.
thanks you!!!!!! I'll take care of that and you're free to go now. THANKS. [^]
--Rajesh R Subramanian
- It causes me physical harm to agree with you, but, I agree. [^]
--Christian Graus
- If only somebody somewhere would invent a technology that allowed you to search[^] over billions of pages of indexed content based on keywords. Why, if they could do that, they'd be rich - they might actually be worth 3 or 4 dollars.
If only... Sigh. [^]
--Pete O'Hanlon
- This is one rare case where I'm going to encourage cross-posting. You may kindly cross-post your code at the coding horror forum too. [^]
--Rajesh R Subramanian
- I turn off these warnings. Microsoft is not in a position to declare standard C++ functions deprecated. [^]
--Stephen Hewitt
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
modified on Sunday, June 21, 2009 6:16 AM
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Hmmm, I must be slacking! Must refresh my pithy glands.
Iain.
In the process of moving to Sweden for love (awwww).
If you're in Scandinavia and want an MVP on the payroll (or happy with a remote worker), give me a job! http://cv.imcsoft.co.uk/[ ^]
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:firecrackers: :dance: :party:
Happy birthday. ![Jig | [Dance]](/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
Sorry, I'm a few hours late. But I've got excuses. I hope you've had a great day! 
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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Oh thank you so much! Indeed I was awaiting for you...
BTW your profile is pretty concise now. Is it copyrighted? I might use it, provided I remove 'athlete'... 
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
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Done [^].
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
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![Beer | [beer]](/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) Thank you, pal
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
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quite a good collection indeed
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Thank you.
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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Testing my new sig (and showing it to you).
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: What happened to your hair?!
It has gone, a pretty long time ago (you know, testosterone... ). Im my previous pictures I used a toupé .
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: I'd suspect that you've shaved it off so that it won't be a hindrance while you ride your bike at high speeds.
Well, long hair (even when few remaining...) and glasses are really a hindrance.
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: Or was it like this always? I must say that this new look is more terrifying however. You look like that "Jason Stantham" or whatever his name is, from the Transporter movie.
Never seen the movie. I'm striving to look like Beelzebub...
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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Well, this is how the transporter dude looks like[^]. There's some resemblance.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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May i join your MSN？
tangyuanhua_future@yahoo.cn
i am a chinese;
i program is tow year, program to c#;
but i change to program vc++ , MFC;
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Please try for this year collection when you get free time, at least people can see that in new year. I'll give a start now & will add other knowns later.
For a javascript question after couple of replies click[^]
 [ Vigourosly banging head on wall, then giving up ]
-- Marcus Kramer(Former PogoboyKramer)
Move over, save some wall for me
-- Mark Nischalke (Reply to Marcus Kramer)
Thank you.
thatraja |Chennai|India|
Brainbench certifications
Univotes are like kid's kisses don't reject it
Do what you want quickly because the Doomsday on 2012
My childhood story
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| Two new THHB's members: Nemanja Trifunovic and VuNic! [modified]
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 10:42 PM
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A warm welcome to Nemanja [^] and VuNic [^].
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
modified on Wednesday, March 4, 2009 4:48 AM
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| Another THHB member! Welcome to Stuart Dootson!
Friday, January 23, 2009 12:34 AM
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THHB proudly announces its 17th member, Stuart Dootson [^]!
A warm welcome!
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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I think we have new THHB members [^]
Regards,
Sandip.
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Here's a list of memorable quotes from Code Project members, indisputably choosen by me .
Please feel free to signal new quotes.
Year 2009 - First Quarter
- I certainly have no clue about your problem... And as I am the bestest ever expert at C++, noone else will.
-- Iain Clarke aka Iain, The Masterful Visionary Potentate
- What is this? Could it be a brief search resulting in 3.6 million results, with examples and documentation? It even looks like the first 3 links might be *exactly* what you are looking for.
-- EliottA
- I think collaboration of any kind is an excellent way to bring the level of productivity and inventiveness down to the level of the worst member of the collaborators.
--John C
- Woo hoo - a spanky danky new forum to play with. [^]
--Pete O'Hanlon
- Man, some of the questions in the C# forum are pure crap this morning. Notice to the retards:
0) When you can't figure out a way to create a rolling list with a limited number of items, it's time to look for a different occupation. They're always looking for someone to work at McDonald's.
1) If you're new to programming in general, you shouldn't be converting C programs to C#.
2) If you're too lazy to perform any kind of search (either here on CP or on Google) before asking a question, you should consider applying for a job as a animal test subject.
3) No amount of tenacity and effort is going to make you a programmer. The sooner you come to terms with that, the better off the rest of us will be. [^]
--John Simmons / outlaw programmer
- You're in a completely dark room facing NorthWest. [^]
--John Simmons / outlaw programmer
RaviBusie wrote:
I seriously need help That's pretty damned obvious... [^]
--John Simmons / outlaw programmer
- How to centre a datarowview column heather? [^]
--ArielR
- Just be thankful your cab wasn't being remote-operated from a cabbie outsourcing company. [^]
--Hans Dietrich
anupmadathil wrote:
its verry urgent Funny, it's not urgent to me at all. [^]
--Christian Graus
- Note that I (a) read the forum guidelines about using the pre tag, (b) formatted your code so it is readable, and (c) have located my Caps Lock key.
I did however use multiple exclamation marks so it still looks like I was mad while typing. [^]
--Iain Clarke
- This article contains no content. [^]
--Anna-Jayne Metcalfe
- CString::Tokenize() ?
For urgent purposes, you can try TokenizeUrgnz(). [^]
--Rajesh R Subramanian
Sumanta Banerjee wrote:
Can not create Inprocess Reco Engine In the other news, KFC recommends pepsi. [^]
--Rajesh R Subramanian
- your experience speaks volumes. Why do you want to add another chapter? [^]
--Yusuf
- Read:
http://www.codeproject.com/KB/string/cppstringguide1.aspx[^]
You will be a better person afterwards, and will no longer kick puppies for fun. [^]
--Iain Clarke
- Oh didn't you notice, analogous to square roots, they recently introduced rectangular, circular, and diamond roots to determine the size of the corresponding shapes when given the area. [^]
--Luc Pattyn
- As for "...you can describe the flower, birds, grass, insects, trees, houses...", it sounds like Poetry SDK to me, and we've had that for 1000's of years. [^]
--Iain Clarke
- first of all it is very ambitious to mention Windows, real-time and 5 or 20 msec all in one sentence. [^]
--Luc Pattyn
VuNic wrote:
How will it allow you to create buffers without knowing the size? Some versions of the GNU C compilers allocate memory equivalent to the size of a medium grapefruit and hope for the best when the size requirement isn't exactly known. [^]
--Rajesh R Subramanian
- So - you might be interested to know that C/C++ uses zero-based arrays, not one-based arrays? [^]
--Stuart Dootson
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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