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Ahhh, my loyal subjects. Here's your chance to expound on what makes me so damn likable.
I ask that the people who came here from the previous thread ("Why You Don't Like Me") please refrain from using this thread to say things like "Nothing", and similar puerile little gestures. Afterall, I've given you a podium for your feelings, and the thread topics should guide even those with the dimmist of wits to the correct thread.
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio.
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Well, I'm bored so what the hell. I am often very entertained by your posts. Though I find I often have different views on some subjects, I always thought you have, at least, thought out your opinions on things... you're not just belching up crap you've heard from other people. I can respect anyone that's able to articulate and then maintain their own beliefs and not change just because they happen to be unpopular.
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The fact that after you pissed me off once when I was a newbie egotistic CPian (at least I'm not a newbie anymore), I got to know you better through your posts and discovered that you're a likeable, intelligent human being, and that you remind me of me more than I'd like to admit (and probably you would too!).
Marc
Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"
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You act like the little devil in my head ... you write things that I will not write ... but I might think and believe in some once in a while.
And you still have a sense of good measure, you offer more than just witty remarks and (as some people say) insults. Good Articles, and comments ( the "CListCtrl - one of the Blonde classes in MFC" and the water cooled stuff come to mind )
M.
Maximilien Lincourt
For success one must aquire one's self
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I like that you are a sweet, sensitive, caring individual, who is never afraid to go the extra mile to make someone feel welcome and special.
BW
Eschew Obfuscation
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Finally, someone that seems to know the real me.
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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You know how to call a spade, a f*cking shovel. Especially when it is warranted. And to those who compain when you use it to beat someone over the head, likely they need a good whack as well.
Chris Meech
"what makes CP different is the people and sense of community, things people will only discover if they join up and join in." Christian Graus Nov 14, 2002.
"Microsoft hasn't ever enforced its patents. Apparently they keep them for defensive reasons only. Or, they could be waiting 'til they have a critical mass of patents, enforce them all at once and win the game of Risk that they're playing with the world." Chris Sells Feb 18, 2003.
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I'm truthfully shocked that this thread is far out-pacing the other one, especially after last week. Of course, it's still early, and my biggest fans haven't yet stepped up with their comments. Damn these time zone issues...
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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Among other things, I like that you're clever enough to label these two threads in such a way that someone can respond positively without actually saying, "I like John Simmons", while forcing people who want to respond negatively to clearly indicate, "I don't like John Simmons". 
John
"We want to be alone when we hear too many words and we feel alone when it has been a while since anyone has spoken to us." Paul David Tripp -- War of Words
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Sorry, I sold that last week to some guy from Trivandrum (I wonder where that is, and what kind of problems he's gonna have getting it through Customs...).
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...and that's good entertainment!
Oh, and the hardware geek stuff is cool.
Shog9
So much he don't understand,
Just might never make it to a man...
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The world needs more curmudgeons. They're analogous to fiber in the digestive system. If you don't get enough, the sh*t piles up and causes problems.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Most of the time your posts are pretty bloody amusing. Your recent classic response to some sad Linux zealot was hilarious reading.
When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
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Imagine Simmons in Holland! He would be roaring down a strip of road, in his Nascar, bordered by hundreds of windmills all frantically tilting as far back from the road as they could.
"Brother Windmills, tilt! tilt! The phrophecied Simmons has arrived! Fear ye your ground corn, tilt tilt!"
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa
Chris Losinger wrote:
i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
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You use Windows.
* Wow, I see other people are taking these two threads seriously. You should get your own show Simmons. The John Simmons Show; Where you get not to vent your anger at your amnesiac, lesbian step-mother who was born in a trailer park but at John Simmons himself. First up we have Jerry Springer to give John some tips on how to start a chair throwing, hair pulling fight.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa
Chris Losinger wrote:
i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
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Only because I'm a sucker for punishment.
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I thought Geraldo had the famous chair throwing incident. He got is nose broken.
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"The money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its rule by preying upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is concentrated in a few hands and the Republic destroyed."
-- Abraham Lincoln
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Geraldo
Who the heck is Geraldo? Geronomo's half-brother?
Actually. The only Jerry Springer I have seen is from Austin Powers. The rest I have heard from friends and reviews. Was Geraldo a lesbian or a gay KKK member?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa
Chris Losinger wrote:
i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
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Holy crap, Geraldo is something to everyone:
- a satanic ritual abuser
- a patriot
- a journalist
- a wrestler
- an actor (or tress, it is not clear)
- a volunteer
- a man of double-standards
- a mind controller
- a tomb raider
- a hacker
- and most dispecably "a talk show host"
Thanks for the informative link Jon, that article told me a lot about Geraldo (thought I did have to click next quite a few times to get to the last page.)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa
Chris Losinger wrote:
i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
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That's him. That's the one!
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"The money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its rule by preying upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is concentrated in a few hands and the Republic destroyed."
-- Abraham Lincoln
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You tell it like it is.
Jon Sagara
A bottle a night isn't alcoholism - it's persistence!
-- A coworker, jokingly
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I like your cynical sense of humor. In fact, your witty comments remind me of Blackadder[^]
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Ahhhh, Blackadder - I have the Christmas tape.
He is a freakin' hoot!
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I fear to ask but if you are Black Adder, then who is Baldric here on CP?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa
Chris Losinger wrote:
i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
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Yer bike, dude.
Got my learner's permit last week, and spent the weekend riding a street-certified Honda dirt-bike around the highways at the cottage. I'm hooked. Not so keen on trail-riding, but my Dad is (he used to race enduro) so I ride with him when he's around.
Nope, when I finally convince my wife that I'm not going to kill myself or force my 18-month old daughter to ride "those death-machines", I'll have an Harley in my garage.
Until then, all I got is other people's pictures.
J
"You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant."
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- Your picture
- Your disclaimer
- Your bashing style
- Your independence of mind
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed - Dwight D. Eisenhower
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That is, there is nothing *not* to like about you. 
Remember, even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
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I haven't read any of your posts here but the article about CListCtrl is a dummy piece of ignorance. I bet you haven't use the CListCtrl more than once and gave up. If you had spent time in reviewing control as much as writing an article about, it you 'll have made it up.
were rgrtgrtvrtrt rtrtb brt tyuhjghj hbhbnh hnjm 1234567?
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And what articles have *you* posted, you fucking loser?
What *precisely* have you contributed to the site?
What's that? Silence? I thought so.
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"I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt
"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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palbano wrote:
You aparently found me beneth your dignity to provide me with your well known newb throtlings.
That merely demonstrates your innate ability to stay off the radar, and that's not necessarily a bad thing).
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"I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt
"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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I am from india the place where largest outsourcing of U.S. business is done
however the fact that u dont like us does not refrain me from saying that it is just the way you present the things impress me the most.
human
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(I know this is really old, but there has been recent voting activity in this thread, so I finigered I'd respond)
I never once said I don't like Indians. What I absolutely do not like are companies that outsource jobs from my country to any other country. I'm 100% sure that you would feel the same way if our roles were reversed.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: What Do You Like About Me?
The way you keep up your name! (after the "/" ofcourse & before "programmer")
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Hi Mrs John 
I just wanted so say Hello...
coco aka Mr Corinna
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I don't expect too much, all I want is your vote for Halbsichtigkeit.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: What Do You Like About Me?
Sorry dude, I don't swing that way. Although fat_boy may be interested.
Jeremy Falcon
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Hmm...common sense, "colorful" speech that isn't simply a collection of curses, but has some truth behind it wrapped in a good sense of humor. Also your ability to put trolls back where they belong after they've acted out. And the Turkey Monkey you have for your "member picture", assuming you know where it's from...
Also i forgot to add, your big mean person facade, which is exactly that and not much more since you are a nice guy. But some people are too stupid to look at what's inside 
Roswell
"Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
Antonio VillaRaigosa
City Mayor, Los Angeles, CA
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Your rather... Klingon... approach to life is refreshing!
Elaine (non-trekkie fluffy tigress)
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LOL. You really make newbies like me get so mad and angry huh?. heheh. Sorry, didn't take it seriously.
You remind me of my teacher way back before who used to get mad at us, but deep down inside, it just telling u, we have to work smart, not work hard.
Software Developer
Jayzon Ragasa
Baguio City, Philippines
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Well, since I found myself in your blog, and you're inviting everyone to write something under this subject I guess I have to write something..
How about telling you what I don't like about you, or at least about your profile.. It's the creepy chicken with a chopped off head probably replaced by yours
ps. Don't take your revenge on my wonderful bunny!
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