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Re: What Do You Like About Me?

John Simmons / outlaw programmer

9 Jun '03 - 4:44

Down deep, I'm honestly sensitive to the needs of everyone with whom I come in contact. It's just part of being a simply decent person.

Smile | :)

By the way, I have some property in Florida i think might interest you...

Smile | :)

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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio.

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Re: What Do You Like About Me?

Zachery

9 Jun '03 - 4:46

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
By the way, I have some property in Florida i think might interest you

You wouldn't happen to have a deed to the Brooklyn Bridge that I could buy from you?

.............Zack.............
Developer Extraordinaire
&&
Full Time Geek
"It's all about function over form. I mean, look at NASA. Their code isn't formatted correctly and their stuff looks crappy, but they'll get you to the moon."

"And the geek shall inherit the earth..."

GCS\P\SS d- s-:- a-- C++$ U--- P--- L- E- W++ N o K-? w+++ O++ !M-- V PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5+ X+ R++ tv++ b++ DI++ D+++ G+>G++++ e* h- r++ y+

Re: What Do You Like About Me?

John Simmons / outlaw programmer

9 Jun '03 - 4:51

Sorry, I sold that last week to some guy from Trivandrum (I wonder where that is, and what kind of problems he's gonna have getting it through Customs...). ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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You piss other people off more than me...

Shog⁹

9 Jun '03 - 4:42

...and that's good entertainment! Oh, and the hardware geek stuff is cool. Shog⁹ So much he don't understand, Just might never make it to a man...
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Re: What Do You Like About Me?

Gary Wheeler

9 Jun '03 - 5:19

The world needs more curmudgeons. They're analogous to fiber in the digestive system. If you don't get enough, the sht piles up and causes problems. Software Zen:* `delete this;`
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Re: What Do You Like About Me?

Robert Edward Caldecott

9 Jun '03 - 5:35

Most of the time your posts are pretty bloody amusing. Your recent classic response to some sad Linux zealot was hilarious reading. When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
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Re: What Do You Like About Me?

Trollslayer

9 Jun '03 - 6:27

You aren't afraid to tilt at windmills The tigress is here
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Re: What Do You Like About Me?

Paul Watson

9 Jun '03 - 6:37

Imagine Simmons in Holland! He would be roaring down a strip of road, in his Nascar, bordered by hundreds of windmills all frantically tilting as far back from the road as they could.

"Brother Windmills, tilt! tilt! The phrophecied Simmons has arrived! Fear ye your ground corn, tilt tilt!"

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Chris Losinger wrote:
i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer

Re: What Do You Like About Me?

brianwelsch

9 Jun '03 - 6:39

Paul Watson wrote: Fear ye your ground corn, tilt tilt Oh, man that caught me just right! BW Eschew Obfuscation
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Re: What Do You Like About Me?

Paul Watson

9 Jun '03 - 6:34

You use Windows.

* Wow, I see other people are taking these two threads seriously. You should get your own show Simmons. The John Simmons Show; Where you get not to vent your anger at your amnesiac, lesbian step-mother who was born in a trailer park but at John Simmons himself. First up we have Jerry Springer to give John some tips on how to start a chair throwing, hair pulling fight.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Chris Losinger wrote:
i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer