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Saturday, December 26, 2009 1:37 AM
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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
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How did the programmer die in the shower?
He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
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To define recursion, we must first define recursion!
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Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”
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COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
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Why all Pascal programmers live in Atlantis?
Because it is below the C level.
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 | Guys running their own "Software" business.
Thursday, August 16, 2007 9:17 PM
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This thread is for you guys who own/wants to have a software foundation, please tell us your experience, advice or anticipation regarding this topic.
Cheers,
Muammar Yacoob
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Put me in the "Want to own" category.
Seems like the majority of people I know in business do work for defense or are somehow employed as "consultants" to larger commercial firms. I know of no one who just gets work off of job postings on the net. Also it appears many businesses don't know what they need, so they bring in consultants such as the IBM teams who can sell software that is so large and unwieldy you must hire programmers just to maintain and configure the stuff.
It also appears many people who do web programming actually are resellers of tools, or "configuration managers" of tools that programmers develop deep in their basements. This seems like easy money.
I'm not very knowledgeable in this area. Any other helpers out there?
dave borski
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 | Spam
Thursday, August 16, 2007 9:05 PM
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, cuz I quit myself, for now, I might think of having my little stuff online and give away most of them for free! Maybe asking for donation can cover the web hosting expenses. Oh, you must 
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