Vimal, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Vimal works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vimal never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Vimal takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Vimal is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vimal can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vimal be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.
Signed - Project Leader
NB:That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him.
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´RQOTD by Prerak Patel Which bollywood film stayed on top of the list of the highest collection for the longest period? ´GQOTD by Lakamraju Raghuram Hint_1 : Well, you need a 3D glass to enjoy it to the best
Hint_2 : It is all about excavation
Guess the mineral, there are after ØQuote by suresh from cpl Think thousand times before you take a decision, but don't turn back even if you get thousand difficulties after such decision.. 2Leave-Pooling by Chandrasekharan P There you go!!! Leave Pooling
Sounds Interesting. But will anybody do this?? Time will tell. ØAnybody remember [modified] by Suresh Suthar Audrey Hepburn.
An actress, great human being and The third greatest female screen legend in the history of American cinema.
Its her birth anniversary today.
Have a look at this cool infographic.
Today's Google Doodle.
Its 54th birthday of Keith Haring
[/Edit] ØQuiz I (Proper one this time) by TPFKAPB You own a restaurant and have an infinite number of guests sitting at an infinite number of individually numbered tables.
One more guest turns up, how do you sit them at a table?
(Try to work this out yourself rather than Google, it is much more rewarding that way and the question is in fact easier than it first appears.) ØQuiz II by TPFKAPB You own a restaurant and have an infinite number of guests sitting at an infinite number of individually numbered tables.
An infinite number of guests turn up on an infinite number of buses, how can you sit these guests? ØPOTD by AprNgp Matheran Railway Kunprofessional behavior by Rahul Rajat Singh This new company I joined few months back is only 100 something employees but is making HUGE profits, i mean really big numbers that are sometimes unbelievable. So this appraisal cycle people were expecting good appraisals and increments but what really happened was that, it sucked.
Now coming to the point. when one person unhappy with the appraisal decided to quit and approached the only project manager in the company then he was told "If you wanna leave its fine with me but I will make sure that you will not get relieving letter and experience letter if you leave."
I know its not that easy to not give these things and there are ways we can make sure we get them but what really is bugging me is the unprofessional attitude of the PM. I mean what kind of cheap a** thinking is this and how can one say something so unprofessional to someone. and that too to a person who has been working since 4 years diligently with you.
This made me think that good company and big number are not what makes a good company but the real thing that makes a company is the people. ØCelebs at 59th National Awards and Dada Saheb Phalke Awards by amitkarnik2211 Whenever I see Some Government endorsed awards one or two Big stars are available but whenever there are any Commercial awards the Event is Star Studded I think Stars today Should Respect National Awards and and be there to Appreciate talents those are awarded Becuase the people awarded there are more talented than the stars awarded in commercial Award Ceremony Click Here ØQuote by suresh from cpl if 5 sec of smile can make a photograph more beautiful,so just imagine if u keep smiling always how beautiful u r life be! keep smiling always ØQuote by Arul R Ece "The greatest lesson of life is that you are responsible for your life." ØIPL Points table - 05/05/2012 by Abhinav S Will be an interesting weekend.
Teams Mat Won Lost Tied N/R Pts Net RR
Delhi Daredevils 10 8 2 0 0 16 +1.037
Kolkata Knight Riders 10 6 3 0 1 13 +0.632
Mumbai Indians 10 6 4 0 0 12 -0.162
Chennai Super Kings 11 5 5 0 1 11 +0.025
Kings XI Punjab 10 5 5 0 0 10 -0.280
Royal Challengers 10 4 5 0 1 9 -0.446
Rajasthan Royals 10 4 6 0 0 8 -0.061
Pune Warriors 11 4 7 0 0 8 -0.115
Deccan Chargers 10 2 7 0 1 5 -0.540
ØDada is now batting with Pune at 55/5 by Abhinav S Dada has just come into bat (at number 7). Pune are 55/5 chasing 151.
He is now playing against Calcutta at the Eden Gardens.
Its going to be fun until he is around in this innings. It was and always is...
[Update 1] Kallis has just said something to Ganguly and Ganguly responded by saying something under his breath. Both statements are censored on the GIT.
[Update 2] Dada has more support for himself in Calcutta than Sachin has in Mumbai. As per this survey, its 80-20. ØHappy Birthday Ankur by _ Kunal Chowdhury _ Wishing you all the best in the year to come.
May your days be filled with sunshine and beautiful colors.
Many Many Happy Returns of the day, Ankur... ØUnbelivable by amitkarnik2211 It was 14 required of 3 Balls
Smith on Strike
Mumbai Indians win by 2 wickets ØABD... by Sandeep Mewara Take a bow AB... Brilliant. - D Morrison.
6-2-4-6-4-1 to D.Steyn! ØIPL Points table - 06/05/2012 by Abhinav S Some super matches this weekend. Today's games were exceptional.
Is no score safe in T20?
Teams Mat Won Lost Tied N/R Pts Net RR
Delhi Daredevils 10 8 2 0 0 16 +1.037
Kolkata Knight Riders 11 7 3 0 1 15 +0.603
Mumbai Indians 11 7 4 0 0 14 -0.143
Chennai Super Kings 12 5 6 0 1 11 +0.013
Royal Challengers 11 5 5 0 1 11 -0.333
Rajasthan Royals 11 5 6 0 0 10 +0.144
Kings XI Punjab 11 5 6 0 0 10 -0.453
Pune Warriors 12 4 8 0 0 8 -0.134
Deccan Chargers 11 2 8 0 1 5 -0.557
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The horses name is Friday
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It's not a Friday joke, the Friday joke is -
I rammed a parked car at night, that too in the farm, not on the road.
Not much visible damage, but company estimated the damage cost 9-10K for a cracked bumber, cracked insulation of headlamp and a dent on side plate.
It's back to back second bad Friday for the car.
I am playing with my baby with TV on mute, and you know what I have't saw those 3 balls and the TV is running right in front of me. After some time, it is shock to me to see the scrolling saying "Mumbai won by 2 wickets".