Once prof. Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
Do you know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper was leaking!!!
Santa: Ghar ka sara keemti samaan chupa k rakh do, mere dost aa raha hein.
Jeeto: Kyun? Aapka dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nehin, pehchan lengey!!!
Santa: That girl is so beautiful!!
Banta: I know her name.
Santa: What's her name?
Banta: She works in Bank and her name is written in the counter as "Current Account"
Santa dials a number and a girl receives the call.
Santa: Who are you?
Girl: Sita here.
Santa: I dialed to Chandigarh but this went to Ayodhya.
Enjoy the weekend!!!
.. said 6th grader Sophie Paterson at the Central
Hawke’s Bay Primary Schools Rotary speech competition in New Zealand.
Farting is a fact of life. Everybody farts. I think farts are hilarious.
The Queen farts, superstars fart and I fart. We will fart until the day we die.
And apparently a person can still fart after death!
Actually she is coming to my home tomorrow because she has appointment with doctor near my house.
She will stay with me for two days and I am very excited.
BTW, I saw your post about Vipsa. How old she is now? I think she is around 8 months. Am I right?