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GeneralRe: I wish we had these lessons at school PinmemberCDP180219-Jul-12 3:27 
GeneralRe: I wish we had these lessons at school PinmemberNagy Vilmos19-Jul-12 2:28 
GeneralRe: I wish we had these lessons at school PinmemberMike Hankey19-Jul-12 2:42 
Jokein the hospital... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister18-Jul-12 23:48 
Two gay man get married and of course they want to have a baby.
So they mix up their sperm, and let a surrogate mother carry the child to term.
After a successfull birth both of them are going to the hospital to see their new blood the first time.
In the new-born room they see 20 screaming babies, just one is lying there, relaxed and quietly with a smile on its face.
The nurse arrives, and luckily it turns out that the relaxed baby is indeed their baby.
They are totally happy that their baby is so relaxed and quiet compared to the rest until the nurse says:
"Don't be pleased too quickly, just wait until we pull the pacifier out of its arse"
GeneralRe: in the hospital... PinmemberHiren solanki19-Jul-12 2:43 
GeneralRe: in the hospital... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister19-Jul-12 2:55 
GeneralRe: in the hospital... Pinmember_AK_19-Jul-12 23:21 the zoo... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister18-Jul-12 23:40 
GeneralRe: the zoo... Pinmember_AK_19-Jul-12 23:23 
JokeA hitchhiker [modified] PinmemberRa-one18-Jul-12 22:41 

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