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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: I saw that one coming
But she didn't and that's what gave her a messy hand.
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
But she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me
have sex with you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
Pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}
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The master of the art of living makes little distinction between his work and his play, his labor and his leisure, his mind and his body, his education and his recreation, his love and his religion. He hardly knows which is which; he simply pursues his vision of excellence in whatever he does, leaving others to decide whether he is working or playing. To him he is always doing both.
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Now that sparks a cool idea for a bit of video. Go into Walmart and glue a $20 bill to the floor, catch everything that happens afterward on a hidden camera. 
Been done already?
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Yea only catch when a short skirt chicks bends over.
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Told my (slightly hyperactive) boss today "You've been quoted on CodeProject!"
He: "Oh yeah, why?"
Me: "It was that time you got caught by the police, 'I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability'"
He: "Oh no, not that time!"
Everyone at the lunch table "Hahahahahaha "
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}
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