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GeneralRe: BJOTD II - highly offensive - you have been warned! Pin
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JokeBJOTD I - pitiful... Pin
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JokeGrandma said... Pin
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Collin Jasnoch11-Oct-12 4:01
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Reminds me of this one:

A father is out doing lawn work when his 5 year old daughter comes skipping up and says "Daddy... Whats sex?"

D'Oh! | :doh:

The father slightly panics. Oh dear oh me he thought, she is too young for this conversation. He pondered for a minute and then thought well I will be damned if I am going to let her learn about it from some hooligan on the street and then being taken advantage of.

So the father begins. He gives her the whole birds and the bees and the explanation goes on for a couple minutes. The daughter listens patiently but at the same time seems to not fully understand (she is only 5). When he finally finishes she then says,
"OK daddy. But what is a couple?"

He pauses for a moment to contemplate his thoughts. He then says well dear a couple are two people that decide to have a sexual relationship with each other. In some cases it is a man and a man and others a women and a women. In many it is a man and a women like your mother and myself. Sometimes they are deeply in love and sometimes they remain a couple for strength of the family.
He then ends with "Why do you ask sweety?"

To which she replies, "Well mommy said dinner will be ready in a couple secs."
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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JokeThe wrong answer... Pin
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JokeDifference between stress, tension and panic Pin
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Jokeof cops and thieves... Pin
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