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RantAre developers in Microsoft really working?memberVasudevan Deepak Kumar24 Oct '12 - 4:44 
Are developers in Microsoft really working? I mean are they doing something constructive to submit their time-sheets with all ethics?
 
Because of their apathy towards quality and lack of passion, the quality of number of our applications in terms of performance are being penalized severely. I think Steve Balmer should either resign or turn over their software to open source review forthwith.
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GeneralRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmemberChris Meech24 Oct '12 - 6:03 
I'm seeing the rant icon, but reading joke icon instead. Smile | :)
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GeneralRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmemberVasudevan Deepak Kumar24 Oct '12 - 6:30 
Chris,
 
I did mean a 'rant' icon (rather I wouldn't need to mention it as an exaggerated rebellious roaring rant too). Other than the need of presenting myself diplomatically, I do not have any other constraints to express my heart-felt curse for M$. I do not mind a '1' vote for the original thread or this one because it is just my view and everyone has their share of their pie to support or veto the same right?
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GeneralRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmemberChris Meech24 Oct '12 - 6:43 
Well, there are rants and then there is whining. The one votes you are getting are likely due to people seeing your post as whining. Not as a rant. I'm not sure how you are determining that the developers at Microsoft are apathetic, but such generalizations make your rant seem like a whine instead. Smile | :)
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I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
 
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
 
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

GeneralRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmemberSentenryu24 Oct '12 - 6:46 
Show some data.
 
Come on, let us see that you really made an analysis of how crap microsoft software is, instead of just ranting that it's bad.
 
For me, your post is a rant of a under-skilled developer that is trying to blame the poor performance of their system on microsoft code. Please, show me how wrong I'm, because i really hate to think about people this way.
I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)

JokeRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmemberAndrei Straut24 Oct '12 - 10:06 
While I agree with what you said, try replacing Microsoft with Apple in the OP. See the difference?
 
Trolling completed. Mission accomplished Smile | :)
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JokeRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmemberSentenryu24 Oct '12 - 23:05 
well, if it said Apple, the only thing I would point out on the post would be the fact that the CEO of Apple isn't Steve Balmer, but otherwise agree with the OP Poke tongue | ;-P
 
this loses some of the fun after their maps app, most of the Apple fanboys by here are starting to agree when i say Apple is crap, goodbye for the funniest game we ever had by here Sigh | :sigh:
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GeneralRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmentorKeith Barrow24 Oct '12 - 6:42 
I doubt it is the devs not working hard enough being the problem, the biggie is corporate sclerosis.
This is a well documented instance[^], the effort the team had to go through to create the "Shutdown" menu you currently see in Vista/Win7. It's worth reading the stuff on Joel's blog too.

GeneralRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmemberMike Hankey24 Oct '12 - 6:48 
Vasudevan Deepak Kumar wrote:
Are developers in Microsoft really working?

Have you tried to beat the PacMan score of Microsoft employees, hell yeah they're working!
Vasudevan Deepak Kumar wrote:
Because of their apathy towards quality and lack of passion, the quality of number of our applications in terms of performance are being penalized severely. I think Steve Balmer should either resign or turn over their software to open source review forthwith.

I suggest full contact programming to pick things up!
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GeneralRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmemberChris Meech24 Oct '12 - 7:15 
Mike Hankey wrote:
full contact programming

 
Is that why Agile has scrums? Smile | :)
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I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
 
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
 
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

GeneralRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmemberMike Hankey24 Oct '12 - 7:24 
Yes and the scrum master is the ref. Smile | :)
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GeneralRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmemberMycroft Holmes24 Oct '12 - 18:06 
What on earth make you think the developers are responsible for anything but cutting code and installing bugs. I can't imagine they have a great deal of input into designing the apps.
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GeneralRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmemberEddy Vluggen24 Oct '12 - 23:30 
Vasudevan Deepak Kumar wrote:
I think Steve Balmer should either resign or turn over their software to open source review forthwith.

I nearly sh*t myself laughing there.
 
"Microslaves" from Douglas Coupland describes the life of Microsoft programmers. As for Steve, well, his developers[^]-speech is legendary.
 
Doesn't sound like you're thinking, but guessing. My guess is, it's based on frustration and rumors. Now, you could try and argue that IBM OS/2 Warp is waaaaay better, but it would remain that and nothing more; a brave attempt.
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GeneralRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmemberVasudevan Deepak Kumar25 Oct '12 - 1:09 
There is another video which was popping up as Youtube Autosuggest:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc[^]
 
What else can we expect from an organization headed by such a hysteric?
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GeneralRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmemberEddy Vluggen25 Oct '12 - 3:16 
Vasudevan Deepak Kumar wrote:
What else can we expect from an organization headed by such a hysteric?

Perhaps you should have read his motivation for acting that way. It was a deliberate act, and it's not a personality-flaw as you suggest.
 
Smile | :)
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GeneralRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PingroupSahir Shah31 Oct '12 - 19:37 
Apart from a few goofy UI design choices and some honest to god bugs there is no evidence to support such generalisations like the one you made just now. You shouldn't accuse someone of writing bad code unless you've actually seen the code.

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

GeneralRe: Are developers in Microsoft really working? PinmemberVasudevan Deepak Kumar1 Nov '12 - 0:28 
Having seen and experienced their worst XML parser in Internet Explorer, their vantage browser what else do you want to conclude?
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And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep!




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