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GeneralRe: Some kind of comparison... PinmemberBassam Abdul-Baki31-Oct-12 3:02 
GeneralRe: Some kind of comparison... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister31-Oct-12 3:04 
Jokesuper sex market [modified] PinmemberJoan Murt30-Oct-12 20:19 
GeneralRe: super sex market Pinmemberhoernchenmeister30-Oct-12 23:58 
GeneralRe: super sex market PinmvpOriginalGriff31-Oct-12 0:22 
GeneralRe: super sex market PinprotectorPete O'Hanlon31-Oct-12 0:30 
GeneralRe: super sex market PinmemberJoan Murt31-Oct-12 2:01 
JokeSucess... Pinmemberegenis30-Oct-12 19:59 
The other day I saw a magic beanstalk, so I decided to climb it. As I went up, I saw the ugliest woman you've ever seen naked on a leaf.
She said, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
Without thinking, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw wasn't bad. I mean, you would do her, but you wouldn't brag about it.
She too beckoned to me saying, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
So again, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw was beautiful, I mean, really really hot.
She said, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
I could only think of what the next woman would be like, so carried on climbing, and was shocked to see an old man standing on a leaf, naked.
I was so outraged, I said, "Who the f-uck are you?"
 
He replied, "I'm Cess."

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JokePopcorn Pinmemberegenis30-Oct-12 19:56 
GeneralThis is how the fight started... Pinmemberegenis30-Oct-12 19:43 
JokeStatistics Pinmemberegenis30-Oct-12 19:42 
GeneralTo my friends in the lounge [Moved] PinmemberVasily Tserekh30-Oct-12 8:16 
GeneralRe: To my friends in the lounge [Moved] PinprotectorPete O'Hanlon30-Oct-12 9:17 
GeneralRe: To my friends in the lounge [Moved] PinmemberVasily Tserekh30-Oct-12 9:48 
GeneralRe: To my friends in the lounge [Moved] PinprotectorPete O'Hanlon30-Oct-12 9:50 
GeneralRe: To my friends in the lounge [Moved] PinmemberVasily Tserekh30-Oct-12 10:20 
GeneralRe: To my friends in the lounge [Moved] PinmvpManfred R. Bihy30-Oct-12 9:41 
GeneralRe: To my friends in the lounge [Moved] PinmvpRichard MacCutchan30-Oct-12 10:46 
GeneralOn the back of OGs Morph joke in the lounge PinprotectorPete O'Hanlon30-Oct-12 4:52 
JokeAre these my brains? PinmvpOriginalGriff29-Oct-12 23:53 
GeneralRe: Are these my brains? PinmemberSlacker00730-Oct-12 5:28 
JokeLove and the marriage (Part II) Pinmemberihoecken29-Oct-12 22:56 
JokeNursing school back beat! PinmemberJoan Murt29-Oct-12 21:20 
JokeAdvice PinmemberVivic29-Oct-12 15:39 
GeneralMildly creepy treespam I got today PinmemberDan Neely29-Oct-12 14:05 

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