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Jokesuper sex market Pin
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JokeSucess... Pin
egenis30-Oct-12 19:59
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The other day I saw a magic beanstalk, so I decided to climb it. As I went up, I saw the ugliest woman you've ever seen naked on a leaf.
She said, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
Without thinking, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw wasn't bad. I mean, you would do her, but you wouldn't brag about it.
She too beckoned to me saying, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
So again, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw was beautiful, I mean, really really hot.
She said, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
I could only think of what the next woman would be like, so carried on climbing, and was shocked to see an old man standing on a leaf, naked.
I was so outraged, I said, "Who the f-uck are you?"

He replied, "I'm Cess."

www.stealthadventures.co.za

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GeneralTo my friends in the lounge [Moved] Pin
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GeneralOn the back of OGs Morph joke in the lounge Pin
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JokeAre these my brains? Pin
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