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GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) Pin
hoernchenmeister8-Nov-12 3:34
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JokeJOTD - Monkey smoking a joint... Pin
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GeneralRe: JOTD - Monkey smoking a joint... Pin
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JokeAnother dumb joke... Pin
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JokeGerman three-way Pin
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JokeSurgeons... Pin
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mark merrens7-Nov-12 6:02
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GeneralWhile we are at cutting off extremities ... Pin
Freak308-Nov-12 1:24
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JokeBJOTD Pin
mark merrens7-Nov-12 4:57
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GeneralBCJOTD. Pin
Chris Meech7-Nov-12 1:58
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GeneralThe Oatmeal's take on owning an Apple product. Pin
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JokeMust be like heaven... Pin
ihoecken6-Nov-12 6:56
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Two hard-core golfers were playing a round when a thunderstorm roared in. Lighting struck and killed them both.
Arriving at the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter looked through his big book. "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but it appears there's been a mistake. It's not yet your time to die. I'll be glad to send you back, but it will have to be as someone else.
You see, it would be just too confusing: they've already held your funerals and, in fact, your wives have been dating for some time. So what'll it be?"
The two golfers discussed this situation privately for a few minutes. Finally, Mike said, "We'll go back as lesbians." "Attractive lesbians," added Steve. "No problem," replied Saint Peter, "but may I ask: Why lesbians?" Mike said, "Well, that way we'll still get to have sex with women." And Steve added, "Plus, we can play from the ladies' tees!"
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JokeHow could I know? Pin
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JokeBJOTD - really stupid joke. Pin
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JokeAnother Day at School Pin
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JokeTo the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Pin
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GeneralElection Day Pin
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GeneralBJOTD Pin
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Joke"Think of the Internet as a highway." Pin
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GeneralRe: "Think of the Internet as a highway." Pin
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