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GeneralRe: I like that kid Pin
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Keith Barrow8-Nov-12 3:24
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Zac Greve8-Nov-12 3:45
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Joke...at the bar... (yes, again) Pin
hoernchenmeister7-Nov-12 21:47
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GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) Pin
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GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) Pin
Richard Deeming8-Nov-12 3:34
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GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) Pin
hoernchenmeister8-Nov-12 3:55
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GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) Pin
Richard Deeming8-Nov-12 4:00
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GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) Pin
hoernchenmeister8-Nov-12 4:34
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JokeJOTD - Monkey smoking a joint... Pin
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GeneralRe: JOTD - Monkey smoking a joint... Pin
Sahir Shah8-Nov-12 0:54
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JokeAnother dumb joke... Pin
ihoecken7-Nov-12 7:50
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JokeGerman three-way Pin
ihoecken7-Nov-12 7:46
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JokeSurgeons... Pin
hoernchenmeister7-Nov-12 6:02
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Sam and John were out cutting wood, and John cut his arm off. Sam wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took it and John to a surgeon. The surgeon said, "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in four hours." So Sam came back in four hours and the surgeon said, "I got done faster than I expected to. John is down at the local pub." Sam went to the pub and saw John throwing darts.

A few weeks later, Sam and John were out again, and John cut his leg off. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and John back to the surgeon. The surgeon said, "Legs are a little tougher - come back in six hours." Sam returned in six hours and the surgeon said, "I finished early - John's down at the soccer field." Sam went to the soccer field and there was John, kicking goals.

A few weeks later, John had a terrible accident and cut his head off. Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of John to the surgeon. The surgeon said, "Gee, heads are really tough. Come back in twelve hours." So Sam returned in twelve hours and the surgeon said, "I'm sorry, John died." Sam said, "I understand - heads are tough." The surgeon said, "Oh, no! The surgery went fine! John suffocated in that plastic bag!"
GeneralRe: Surgeons... Pin
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GeneralWhile we are at cutting off extremities ... Pin
Freak308-Nov-12 2:24
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JokeBJOTD Pin
mark merrens7-Nov-12 5:57
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GeneralBCJOTD. Pin
Chris Meech7-Nov-12 2:58
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Mike Hankey7-Nov-12 5:14
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Vivic7-Nov-12 17:49
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GeneralThe Oatmeal's take on owning an Apple product. Pin
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JokeMust be like heaven... Pin
ihoecken6-Nov-12 7:56
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JokeHow could I know? Pin
ihoecken6-Nov-12 7:50
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JokeBJOTD - really stupid joke. Pin
mark merrens6-Nov-12 6:21
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JokeAnother Day at School Pin
Nagy Vilmos6-Nov-12 6:10
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JokeTo the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Pin
Eddy Vluggen6-Nov-12 2:32
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Mike Hankey6-Nov-12 2:37
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Eddy Vluggen6-Nov-12 6:02
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J4amieC6-Nov-12 6:49
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Eddy Vluggen6-Nov-12 9:47
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Vivic6-Nov-12 15:14
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson7-Nov-12 4:13
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Richard Deeming6-Nov-12 6:10
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GeneralElection Day Pin
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Mike Hankey6-Nov-12 2:39
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JokeRe: Election Day Pin
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