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GeneralRe: I like that kid Pinmemberderek99998-Nov-12 1:02 
GeneralRe: I like that kid PinmentorKeith Barrow8-Nov-12 2:24 
GeneralRe: I like that kid PinmemberZac Greve8-Nov-12 2:45 
Joke...at the bar... (yes, again) Pinmemberhoernchenmeister7-Nov-12 20:47 
GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) Pinmemberstib_markc7-Nov-12 21:23 
GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) PinmemberRichard Deeming8-Nov-12 2:34 
GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) Pinmemberhoernchenmeister8-Nov-12 2:55 
GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) PinmemberRichard Deeming8-Nov-12 3:00 
GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) Pinmemberhoernchenmeister8-Nov-12 3:34 
JokeJOTD - Monkey smoking a joint... Pinmember_Damian S_7-Nov-12 15:21 
GeneralRe: JOTD - Monkey smoking a joint... PingroupSahir Shah7-Nov-12 23:54 
JokeAnother dumb joke... Pinmemberihoecken7-Nov-12 6:50 
JokeGerman three-way Pinmemberihoecken7-Nov-12 6:46 
JokeSurgeons... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister7-Nov-12 5:02 
Sam and John were out cutting wood, and John cut his arm off. Sam wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took it and John to a surgeon. The surgeon said, "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in four hours." So Sam came back in four hours and the surgeon said, "I got done faster than I expected to. John is down at the local pub." Sam went to the pub and saw John throwing darts.
 
A few weeks later, Sam and John were out again, and John cut his leg off. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and John back to the surgeon. The surgeon said, "Legs are a little tougher - come back in six hours." Sam returned in six hours and the surgeon said, "I finished early - John's down at the soccer field." Sam went to the soccer field and there was John, kicking goals.
 
A few weeks later, John had a terrible accident and cut his head off. Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of John to the surgeon. The surgeon said, "Gee, heads are really tough. Come back in twelve hours." So Sam returned in twelve hours and the surgeon said, "I'm sorry, John died." Sam said, "I understand - heads are tough." The surgeon said, "Oh, no! The surgery went fine! John suffocated in that plastic bag!"
GeneralRe: Surgeons... Pinmembermark merrens7-Nov-12 6:02 
GeneralWhile we are at cutting off extremities ... PinmemberFreak308-Nov-12 1:24 
JokeBJOTD Pinmembermark merrens7-Nov-12 4:57 
GeneralBCJOTD. PinmemberChris Meech7-Nov-12 1:58 
GeneralRe: BCJOTD. PinmemberMike Hankey7-Nov-12 4:14 
JokeRe: BCJOTD. PinmemberVivic7-Nov-12 16:49 
GeneralThe Oatmeal's take on owning an Apple product. Pinmemberenhzflep6-Nov-12 21:52 
JokeMust be like heaven... Pinmemberihoecken6-Nov-12 6:56 
JokeHow could I know? Pinmemberihoecken6-Nov-12 6:50 
JokeBJOTD - really stupid joke. Pinmembermark merrens6-Nov-12 5:21 
JokeAnother Day at School PinmemberNagy Vilmos6-Nov-12 5:10 
JokeTo the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberEddy Vluggen6-Nov-12 1:32 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberMike Hankey6-Nov-12 1:37 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberSentenryu6-Nov-12 2:21 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Pinmemberloctrice6-Nov-12 2:36 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberJ4amieC6-Nov-12 3:28 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberSentenryu6-Nov-12 4:23 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberEddy Vluggen6-Nov-12 5:02 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinprotectorPete O'Hanlon6-Nov-12 5:10 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberJ4amieC6-Nov-12 5:49 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberEddy Vluggen6-Nov-12 8:47 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberVivic6-Nov-12 14:14 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberBergholt Stuttley Johnson7-Nov-12 3:13 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberRichard Deeming6-Nov-12 5:10 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Pinmemberict5586-Nov-12 6:06 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberGuirec Le Bars7-Nov-12 0:25 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberGuirec Le Bars7-Nov-12 1:45 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Pinmemberict5586-Nov-12 5:44 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberbVagadishnu6-Nov-12 6:13 
GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II PinmemberVivic6-Nov-12 14:17 
GeneralElection Day Pinmemberdjj556-Nov-12 1:16 
GeneralRe: Election Day PinmemberMike Hankey6-Nov-12 1:39 
GeneralRe: Election Day PinprotectorPete O'Hanlon6-Nov-12 1:58 
GeneralRe: Election Day Pinmemberdjj556-Nov-12 2:06 
GeneralRe: Election Day PinmemberSentenryu6-Nov-12 2:25 
JokeRe: Election Day PinmemberCollin Jasnoch6-Nov-12 11:26 

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