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JokeWhy it's cool to be man! Pin
ihoecken8-Nov-12 6:20
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ChrisElston9-Nov-12 2:13
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ihoecken wrote:
1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

You've obviously never farted during a job interview.
ihoecken wrote:
2- Your orgasms are real. Always.

You've obviously never got bored after drinking too much blue Aftershock* and just wanted the fat bitch to get off you.
ihoecken wrote:
4- The garage is all yours.

Mine is mostly full of the wife's family's stuff from where they've been evicted.
ihoecken wrote:
5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You might not care about the detail, but you have to know them and be able to answer correctly whenever quizzed.
ihoecken wrote:
6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

Most definitely not true, I've tried to talk friends out of some right munters -never succeeded though.
ihoecken wrote:
7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

They wouldn't know the truth if it was written on a big piece of paper headed "The truth".
ihoecken wrote:
11- Wrinkles add character.

I have very characterful scrotum.

I'll give you the rest of them.



*This was a strange shot drink from when I was younger that had a similar effect on me to Viagra.
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