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GeneralRe: The Question... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister9-Nov-12 1:09 
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JokeWhy it's cool to be man! Pinmemberihoecken8-Nov-12 7:20 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberAlmadarius8-Nov-12 10:59 
JokeRe: Why it's cool to be man! Pinmemberihoecken8-Nov-12 23:37 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberAlmadarius9-Nov-12 5:33 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberChrisElston9-Nov-12 3:13 
ihoecken wrote:
1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

You've obviously never farted during a job interview.
ihoecken wrote:
2- Your orgasms are real. Always.

You've obviously never got bored after drinking too much blue Aftershock* and just wanted the fat bitch to get off you.
ihoecken wrote:
4- The garage is all yours.

Mine is mostly full of the wife's family's stuff from where they've been evicted.
ihoecken wrote:
5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You might not care about the detail, but you have to know them and be able to answer correctly whenever quizzed.
ihoecken wrote:
6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

Most definitely not true, I've tried to talk friends out of some right munters -never succeeded though.
ihoecken wrote:
7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

They wouldn't know the truth if it was written on a big piece of paper headed "The truth".
ihoecken wrote:
11- Wrinkles add character.

I have very characterful scrotum.
 
I'll give you the rest of them.
 

 
*This was a strange shot drink from when I was younger that had a similar effect on me to Viagra.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
 
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GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberMycroft Holmes11-Nov-12 0:48 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! Pinmember Michael Martin 13-Nov-12 23:34 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberFreak3013-Nov-12 2:03 
JokeBJOTD - golden oldie. Pinmembermark merrens8-Nov-12 6:34 
RantThey've already started using it Pinmember_Peeves8-Nov-12 6:18 
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GeneralRe: They've already started using it PinmemberMycroft Holmes11-Nov-12 0:52 
GeneralSomeone will get fired for this PinmemberMendor818-Nov-12 5:33 
JokeRe: Someone will get fired for this PinmemberJohnny J.8-Nov-12 5:48 
GeneralBringing Home Gifts PinmemberChris Meech8-Nov-12 4:41 
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