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I found it very eloquently put - Excellent! 
BTW: I don't think my employers would have any problem with the text, but possibly about the commercials featuring extremely lightly dressed women. I liked them, though!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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He missed my favourite pet peeve:
"A women went into the coffee shop"
(Not being able to see the difference between singular and plural)
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Oops: [...] WHEN YOU USE HIM A SENTENCE
And it was going so well up to that point.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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My company's web filter detected spyware on that link O.o
"The link you are accessing has been blocked by the Barracuda Web Filter because it contains spyware. The name of the spyware is: Spyware.Exploit.Misc.MD.pimpandhost.com"
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OriginalGriff wrote: NSFW
"policy restricts access to this web page at all times.
Reason:
The category "Sex" is filtered."
Guess they do have a problem with it. Gotta wait till i get home i guess.... or use my phone. 
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A guy gets put into a nursing home by his son. He doesn't know if he'll like it at first but decides to give it a try for his son's sake.
The first morning in the nursing home he wakes up with a hard-on. Out of nowhere, a beautiful nurse walks in, kneels down and blows him without saying a word.
The guy gets on the phone to his son and says, "Son! I LOVE THIS PLACE!!! Thank you so much for putting me in this nursing home!!"
The son says, "WOW, pop. You sound really happy. What happened??"
The old man says, "You won't believe it. I woke up this morning with a hard-on, and the most beautiful nurse I've ever seen in my life came into my room and blew me!!"
"Well that sounds great Dad, congratulations!!"
"Well thank you Son" the old man says, and hangs up the phone.
Later that day , the old man is walking down the hall in his walker. He slips and falls and can't get up. A big hillbilly orderly comes up to him, rips his pants down, f***s him up the ass, and leaves him lying there in a heap.
The old man crawls to a phone and calls his son. "You gotta get me out of this place Son... this place is nuts!!"
"What happened pop? You sound terrible!" says the son.
"Well I was walking with my walker and I fell down and couldn't get up. Then this big hillbilly orderly came by, ripped my pants down and f***ed me up the ass!!"
"Well you know Dad", says the son. "You got a blow-job this morning, you gotta take the bad with the good..."
"NO!, you don't understand, Son!" exclaims the old man. "I only get a hard-on once a month! I fall down three - four times a day!!!"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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A young woman was walking along the street when she saw a ladder with a notice attached to the bottom rungs. It said "CLIMB THE LADDER TO SUCCESS".
It so intrigued her that she climbed to the top of the ladder and came to a flat roof where she found a naked man.
"Who are you?" she asked.
"I'm Cess", he replied.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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Repost![^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Oops! Didn't see that. Okay, I'll get another.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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Renault and Ford are working on a new thief proof car for women.
They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus and calling it the “Clitaurus.”
It comes in pink and the average male car thief won’t be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Who the hell would want to steal a car that smells of fish anyway? 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Hehehe i really would like to see gals driving it. Can keep asking them about their car.
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Newsnight Downfall[^]
Share and enjoy.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I'm a little confused reading the papers at the moment.
Apparently the BBC making errors in journalism is worse than people raping children.
It's all very strange.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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... and Newsnight didn't actually name the alleged fiddler!
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Transvestites - Roberts in Disguise!
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Although lots and lots of other places had, and the victim himself had been telling everyone who would listen for years who it was.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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When I first heard the Newsnight story, I had some guesses about who was supposedly involved, But McApline was not one of the names that sprang to mind - I can't honestly say that I can remember having heard of him before, and I lived through the horror of the Thatcher administration, having graduated 1n 1980.
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Transvestites - Roberts in Disguise!
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yet when shown a picure he said that it wasnt him (nor was it the senior policeman he accused previously)
does make you think when the self confessed left wing biased BBC shows a program by a labour funded agency that points a finger at a high profile Tory
was it a case of bad journalism or was it something else?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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The claim I'd seen was that he was previously shown a picture of a man and when he said "Yes, that's him" was told it was Lord McAlpine, so had been telling everyone it was McAlpine ever since.
McApline had been named by David Icke amongst others years ago, and was long rumoured to be the man involved, then a week before this Newsnight ran he was named in a different online publication, along with some other details.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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seemingly he first accused a senior Police office who it turn out could not have been involved, then he claims he was show a picture that was identified as McAlpine, yet when recently shown pictures of Mcalpine now (and as he was then) he claims these were not of the man in the original picture, so in the last 30 years he never saw a piture of McAlpine?
If you read the orginial report the judge clear says that he had no doubt this guy was abused but he had no credibility as a whitness, yet the same claims were used to point the finger at an inocent man, the exact reason why slander and lible laws were introduced.
(and bear in mind the credibility of David Icke is somewhere beween nill and a cheap science fiction novel)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I believe it's probable he was shown a picture of another Lord McAlpine - Robert[^], rather than Alistair[^], so it's easy to understand his confusion.
I have no idea what either one looks like so I wouldn't know one from the other.
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Transvestites - Roberts in Disguise!
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I believe that both have been cleared (it may have been a McAlpine but it seems it wasnt one of the lord's or even a close relative of them)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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They seem to be mostly saying it was a deceased cousin (Jimmy) who live in North Wales, although the fella you suggest was responsible for a number of children's charities and homes for quite a long time.
Essentially people talk more once those they are accusing are dead because the libel laws protect the rich, the burden of proof is reversed in defamation cases, and you need a lot of money to defend yourself.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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