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GeneralBJOTD - take 2. Pin
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A guy gets put into a nursing home by his son. He doesn't know if he'll like it at first but decides to give it a try for his son's sake.

The first morning in the nursing home he wakes up with a hard-on. Out of nowhere, a beautiful nurse walks in, kneels down and blows him without saying a word.

The guy gets on the phone to his son and says, "Son! I LOVE THIS PLACE!!! Thank you so much for putting me in this nursing home!!"

The son says, "WOW, pop. You sound really happy. What happened??"

The old man says, "You won't believe it. I woke up this morning with a hard-on, and the most beautiful nurse I've ever seen in my life came into my room and blew me!!"

"Well that sounds great Dad, congratulations!!"

"Well thank you Son" the old man says, and hangs up the phone.

Later that day , the old man is walking down the hall in his walker. He slips and falls and can't get up. A big hillbilly orderly comes up to him, rips his pants down, f***s him up the ass, and leaves him lying there in a heap.

The old man crawls to a phone and calls his son. "You gotta get me out of this place Son... this place is nuts!!"

"What happened pop? You sound terrible!" says the son.

"Well I was walking with my walker and I fell down and couldn't get up. Then this big hillbilly orderly came by, ripped my pants down and f***ed me up the ass!!"

"Well you know Dad", says the son. "You got a blow-job this morning, you gotta take the bad with the good..."

"NO!, you don't understand, Son!" exclaims the old man. "I only get a hard-on once a month! I fall down three - four times a day!!!"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
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