Click here to Skip to main content
11,410,750 members (62,053 online)

The Soapbox

The Soapbox allows you to stand up and have a rant, tell a bad joke, complain about someone or post stuff that that may not be appropriate for reading at work and/or isn't strictly IT industry related. It is rated M. Do not post anything offensive or which breaches the Terms of Use. Do not post programming questions (use the programming forums for that) and please don't post ads.

The SoapBox is not for flame wars, personal vendettas, or for grinding your axe. Trolling will not be tolerated. Anything inappropriate for this forum will be deleted immediately.

 
GeneralRe: Sexual healing... PinmemberRage14-Nov-12 1:51 
GeneralRe: Sexual healing... PinmemberJoan Murt14-Nov-12 1:57 
GeneralRe: Sexual healing... PinmemberV.14-Nov-12 2:41 
GeneralRe: Sexual healing... PinmemberJoan Murt14-Nov-12 7:02 
GeneralRe: Sexual healing... Pinmember d@nish 15-Nov-12 20:21 
GeneralRe: Sexual healing... PinmemberJoan Murt21-Nov-12 6:26 
JokeBirth of Corruption in India PinmemberRickin Kane13-Nov-12 19:07 
GeneralRe: Birth of Corruption in India [modified] PinmemberRage14-Nov-12 1:50 
The (half-)real joke:

The Nigeria president invited the Indian Prime Minister in Abuja. While in the President's house, the Indian Prime minister was surprised by the luxury and wealth of his host.
He asked him:
- Don't mind me asking, but I am very surprised, how can it be that you are so rich ?
The Nigeria president smiled proudly and asked the Indian Prime minister to come to window and showed him a huge building.
- Can you see that building over there ?
He then pointed his finger to his pocket and said "10% of profit from that building goes right here". The Indian Prime minister nodded.

Years passed by and one day the Nigeria President was visiting India and was surprised by how wealthy the Indian Prime minister had become. He asked him:
- I remember, during your last visit you asked me, how come I was so rich, but from what I can see you are even richer than me.
The Indian Prime minister took him to the window and showed him a big lake.
- Can you see the two buildings over there ?
- No, there are no buildings there.
- Now you know.
~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb



modified 14-Nov-12 9:30am.

GeneralRe: Birth of Corruption in India PinmemberChandraRam14-Nov-12 3:14 
JokeBoycott Japanese Products PinmemberVivic13-Nov-12 17:34 
JokeMade in the USA! PinmemberVivic13-Nov-12 17:16 
GeneralRe: Made in the USA! PinmemberMendor8113-Nov-12 22:28 
JokeRe-engineering the Male PinmemberVivic13-Nov-12 16:28 
JokeThe Schnauzer PinmemberMark H213-Nov-12 11:31 
GeneralRe: The Schnauzer PinmemberFreak3014-Nov-12 0:52 
GeneralRe: The Schnauzer PinmemberRage14-Nov-12 1:38 
GeneralRe: The Schnauzer PinmemberVivic14-Nov-12 5:26 
GeneralRe: The Schnauzer PinmemberRage14-Nov-12 5:27 
GeneralRe: The Schnauzer Pinmembersucram14-Nov-12 6:08 
GeneralWe have a problem PinmemberMike Hankey13-Nov-12 10:59 
GeneralRe: We have a problem Pinmemberloctrice14-Nov-12 5:44 
GeneralRe: We have a problem PinmemberOtto Grunf14-Nov-12 10:02 
JokeBJOTD Pinmembermark merrens13-Nov-12 6:06 
GeneralRe: BJOTD PinmemberSentenryu13-Nov-12 7:44 
GeneralRe: BJOTD Pinmembermark merrens13-Nov-12 8:01 

General General    News News    Suggestion Suggestion    Question Question    Bug Bug    Answer Answer    Joke Joke    Rant Rant    Admin Admin   

Use Ctrl+Left/Right to switch messages, Ctrl+Up/Down to switch threads, Ctrl+Shift+Left/Right to switch pages.


Advertise | Privacy | Mobile
Web04 | 2.8.150414.5 | Last Updated 26 Apr 2015
Copyright © CodeProject, 1999-2015
All Rights Reserved. Terms of Service
Layout: fixed | fluid