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GeneralOne fine day at the doctors Pin
Nagy Vilmos16-Nov-12 2:16
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No, not a joke but yesterday's hospital visit and I'm not sure KS is ready for this.

As I entered the consulting room I knew it was going to be a nasty meeting. The doctor, a kindly soul, was fecking huge. Probably played prop and had hands like fecking bunches of bananas.

As we went through the consultation, I couldn't get out of my mind the size of his fecking hands. As I said huge.

And yes there was an examination, and yes he did a cavity search, and yes it was with his finger, and YES IT FECKING WELL HURT!

I am to go back in a couple of weeks when I'll get the full colonoscopy.

Proctologists are a PITA.


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