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JokeFunny Married Names PinmemberVivic17-Nov-12 14:39 
JokeWorld's Worst Restaurant Names PinmemberVivic17-Nov-12 14:37 
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JokeCan or Can't? PinmemberVivic16-Nov-12 16:08 
JokeYou've joined a redneck HMO if... PinmemberMike Hankey16-Nov-12 3:49 
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Jokegrandmothers... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister16-Nov-12 2:23 
GeneralOne fine day at the doctors PinmemberNagy Vilmos16-Nov-12 2:16 
No, not a joke but yesterday's hospital visit and I'm not sure KS is ready for this.
 
As I entered the consulting room I knew it was going to be a nasty meeting. The doctor, a kindly soul, was fecking huge. Probably played prop and had hands like fecking bunches of bananas.
 
As we went through the consultation, I couldn't get out of my mind the size of his fecking hands. As I said huge.
 
And yes there was an examination, and yes he did a cavity search, and yes it was with his finger, and YES IT FECKING WELL HURT!
 
I am to go back in a couple of weeks when I'll get the full colonoscopy.
 
Proctologists are a PITA.


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Joke...bear hunting... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister15-Nov-12 23:53 
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JokeBJOTD Pinmembermark merrens15-Nov-12 5:12 
JokeThe Presidential Election PinmemberVivic15-Nov-12 4:54 
JokeThe three stages of marital sex Pinmemberhoernchenmeister15-Nov-12 4:25 
Jokethe city boy... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister15-Nov-12 4:16 
GeneralSome dirty questions PinmemberRickin Kane15-Nov-12 4:09 
GeneralThis site is doing the rounds at work PinmentorKeith Barrow15-Nov-12 4:02 
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