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A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favourite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favourite fishing guide.
One day the guide, friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing.
"Yes, but you know how I love to fish..."
"But aren't you newly-weds supposed to be into something else?"
"Yes, but she's got gonorrhoea; and you know how I love to fish"
A few hours later, "I understand, but that's not the only way to have sex."
"I know, but she's got diarrhoea; and you know how I love to fish..."
The following day: "Sure, but that's still not the only way to have sex."
"Yeah, but she's got pyorrhoea; and you know how I love to fish..."
Late that afternoon, thoroughly frustrated the guide comments, "I guess I'm not sure why you'd marry someone with health problems like that."
"It's 'cause she's also got worms; and you know I just love to fish..."
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Almost lost yesterday's dinner on that one...
help me get this out of my head....MINDBLEACH!!!!!
Have a 5 anyway
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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This joke is becoming a regular occurrence 
When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman
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Sorry about that, this search[^] didn't locate any previous posting, so I assumed it wasn't a repost here in the soapbox.
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No need to apologise. I was just playing with words, and the fact that others enjoy letting anyone know when a joke is a repost. I don't mind if jokes are re-posted, as long as it not too often. Gives others a chance to catch it if they missed it before.
Have a good one.
When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman
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Thanks Wayne 
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Why in the park? Where's the logic in that? It doesn't add anything to the story, just makes it strange because nobody in their sane mind would think about doing that in a park. Don't get that part of the story... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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This certainly wasn't a walk in the park
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A New Zealander walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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A group Discovery channel Reporters was on there documentary to find the African Tribes in deep jungles of Africa.
During there quest , they were suddenly attacked by the african Tribe. The tribe leader asked them ,"Zing La la or Death" .
The reporters decided that Zing La la sounds normal as compare to Death , so they told "Zing La La " , on hearing it , The tribe leader asked his men to pull down the trousers of all the reporters , make them bend and bang there a** harder.
After all the men done banging the ass , they went away.
The reporters were happing that , they were banged badly but survived from possible death and they continued there journey taking a note that Zing la la means Banging the A**
After walking a while they met another tribe and the same incident happen again and again the group of reporters where happy that they survived.
It happen couple of times more and when they met another tribe and asked them the same question , Reporters where too tired of countless banging and all shouted in one voice
"DEATH"
on hearing it , the tribe king ordered his men " Zing La La till Death "
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