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RantCode rant Pinmemberdjj5521-Nov-12 4:16 
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JokeA regular occurrence PinmvpEspen Harlinn20-Nov-12 23:06 
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JokeOK:VBJOD PinmvpEspen Harlinn21-Nov-12 0:43 
A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favourite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favourite fishing guide.

One day the guide, friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing.

"Yes, but you know how I love to fish..."
 
"But aren't you newly-weds supposed to be into something else?"

"Yes, but she's got gonorrhoea; and you know how I love to fish"

A few hours later, "I understand, but that's not the only way to have sex."
 
"I know, but she's got diarrhoea; and you know how I love to fish..."
 
The following day: "Sure, but that's still not the only way to have sex."

"Yeah, but she's got pyorrhoea; and you know how I love to fish..."

Late that afternoon, thoroughly frustrated the guide comments, "I guess I'm not sure why you'd marry someone with health problems like that."

"It's 'cause she's also got worms; and you know I just love to fish..."
Espen Harlinn
Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS

Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

GeneralRe: OK:VBJOD PinmemberMendor8121-Nov-12 1:21 
GeneralRe: A regular occurrence PinmentorWayne Gaylard20-Nov-12 23:33 
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GeneralRe: A regular occurrence PinmentorWayne Gaylard21-Nov-12 1:15 
GeneralRe: A regular occurrence PinmvpEspen Harlinn21-Nov-12 1:17 
GeneralRe: A regular occurrence PinmemberJohnny J.21-Nov-12 0:00 
GeneralRe: A regular occurrence PinmvpEspen Harlinn21-Nov-12 0:05 
Jokecouples... PinmemberJoan Murt20-Nov-12 21:24 
GeneralZing la la PinmemberRickin Kane20-Nov-12 20:53 
Generalah dilbert! Pinmemberloctrice20-Nov-12 15:56 
JokeBJOTD: this is truly awful. Pinmembermark merrens20-Nov-12 7:21 
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GeneralRe: BJOTD: this is truly awful. PingroupSahir Shah26-Nov-12 0:34 
RantIDEs for Linux PinmemberBilliousBob20-Nov-12 5:46 
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