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JokeAnother one bites the dust Pin
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AnswerOh my god. I might be infected Pin
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GeneralRe: Oh my god. I might be infected Pin
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JokeTime for having children Pin
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JokeBJOTD: prepare to groan... Pin
mark merrens21-Nov-12 7:20
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A top movie producer was discussing his new project, an action docu-drama about famous composers with several top stars.

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis were present. The producer really needed the box office power of these three, so he was prepared to allow them to select the famous composer they would portray.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Willis, "I'll play him."

"Sounds splendid,' replied the producer, "But who do you want to be Arnold?"

"I'll be Bach."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
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Jokemarriage in heaven... Pin
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Joketaxidermists... Pin
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RantCode rant Pin
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JokeA regular occurrence Pin
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Jokecouples... Pin
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GeneralZing la la Pin
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Generalah dilbert! Pin
loctrice20-Nov-12 15:56
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JokeBJOTD: this is truly awful. Pin
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RantIDEs for Linux Pin
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