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GeneralTrue story... Pin
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ihoecken22-Nov-12 6:22
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mark merrens wrote:
I said "Is there anything special you'd like me to do?"

 

She looked me in the eye and said "Yes, clean the windows..."

It's like the joke:

While having fun in bed: "Oh Darling! Say something dirty!" - "Kitchen! Bathroom!" Roll eyes | :rolleyes:
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JokeAnother one bites the dust Pin
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AnswerOh my god. I might be infected Pin
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JokeTime for having children Pin
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