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JokeBad one liner jokes... Pin
egenis26-Nov-12 0:26
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You remind me of my pinky toe because sooner or later I know I'll bang you on a table.

I've got this life changing appointment at the bank this afternoon. I'm so nervous I can hardly get the stocking over my head.

Me and my recliner go way back.

I can hear music coming out of the printer. I think the paper's jammin' again.

What time do you go to a dentist?
Tooth hurty

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils

Have you heard of the new movie called "Constipation"? It hasn't come out yet

What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise

I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't done a gig yet.

Diarrhea is hereditory; it runs in your jeans.

Wind turbines. I'm a huge fan.

Ever had sex while camping? It's ****ing intents.

A farmer had a wooden tractor, with wooden wheels and a wooden engine. And guess what... IT WOODEN GO!

There's a new type of broom out. It's sweeping the nation

What do you call a cow with no legs? Grounded beef

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE

I'd hate to be a midget chef. The steaks are too high.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

Just got back from a very emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.

I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.

People think I'm weird because I swallowed an abacus. It's what's inside that counts.

Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense.

I see you have graph paper, you must be plotting something.

Newton's third law of emotion: for every male action, there is a female overreaction!

I heard a guy complaining about how expensive his wedding is. He's going to be pissed when he finds out how much the divorce is going to cost.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. ****!

I swear medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.

My girlfriend left me because of my addiction to steroids. So I threw her car into a tree.

www.stealthadventures.co.za

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JokeDon't underestimate the Irish Pin
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