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JokeBad one liner jokes... Pinmemberegenis26-Nov-12 0:26 
You remind me of my pinky toe because sooner or later I know I'll bang you on a table.
 
I've got this life changing appointment at the bank this afternoon. I'm so nervous I can hardly get the stocking over my head.
 
Me and my recliner go way back.
 
I can hear music coming out of the printer. I think the paper's jammin' again.
 
What time do you go to a dentist?
Tooth hurty
 
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils
 
Have you heard of the new movie called "Constipation"? It hasn't come out yet
 
What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise
 
I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't done a gig yet.
 
Diarrhea is hereditory; it runs in your jeans.
 
Wind turbines. I'm a huge fan.
 
Ever had sex while camping? It's ****ing intents.
 
A farmer had a wooden tractor, with wooden wheels and a wooden engine. And guess what... IT WOODEN GO!
 
There's a new type of broom out. It's sweeping the nation
 
What do you call a cow with no legs? Grounded beef
 
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE
 
I'd hate to be a midget chef. The steaks are too high.
 
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
 
Just got back from a very emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.
 
I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
 
People think I'm weird because I swallowed an abacus. It's what's inside that counts.
 
Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense.
 
I see you have graph paper, you must be plotting something.
 
Newton's third law of emotion: for every male action, there is a female overreaction!
 
I heard a guy complaining about how expensive his wedding is. He's going to be pissed when he finds out how much the divorce is going to cost.
 
I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. ****!
 
I swear medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.
 
My girlfriend left me because of my addiction to steroids. So I threw her car into a tree.

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JokeLearning to Fish Pinmemberegenis26-Nov-12 0:22 
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