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GeneralRe: Bad one liner jokes...memberNagy Vilmos26 Nov '12 - 3:02 
My only recourse is to go to member profile and 'report as spammer' then 'report as abuse'.
 

I need those reps man, just one or two to see me through the day. It's not like I'm an addict, I just need the pick-me-up.


Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

GeneralRe: Bad one liner jokes...mvpOriginalGriff26 Nov '12 - 3:04 
Oh dear. This could get nasty...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

GeneralRe: Bad one liner jokes...memberNagy Vilmos26 Nov '12 - 3:08 
What could possibly go wrong? We're the only ones who know about it and I've already set up my suck-poppits to obliterate you...


Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

GeneralRe: Bad one liner jokes...memberegenis26 Nov '12 - 17:58 
Laugh | :laugh:

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GeneralRe: Bad one liner jokes...memberhoernchenmeister26 Nov '12 - 3:04 
...a dyslexic walks into a bra...
GeneralRe: Bad one liner jokes...memberJohnny J.26 Nov '12 - 3:26 
hoernchenmeister wrote:
a dyslexic

Do you mean "a dyslectic"???
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

GeneralRe: Bad one liner jokes...memberhoernchenmeister26 Nov '12 - 3:44 
No, dyslexic was right...
I double checked the dictionary and it stated that both could be used though...
Is dyslectic more common?
GeneralRe: Bad one liner jokes...memberChris Meech26 Nov '12 - 8:17 
as common as bra. Smile | :)
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
 
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
 
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GeneralRe: Bad one liner jokes...memberJohnny J.26 Nov '12 - 3:31 
A lot of these were new to me, and some of them even funny! Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

JokeLearning to Fishmemberegenis26 Nov '12 - 0:22 
The wife and I were at home watching TV.
 
I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a
 
fishing channel and the porn channel
 
She became more and more annoyed and finally said:
 
"For God's sake! Leave it on the porn channel !
 
You already know how to fish!"

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