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JokeGranpa's dead... Pin
egenis4-Dec-12 19:11
memberegenis4-Dec-12 19:11 
GeneralToo many jokes in here, you need a change of climate. Pin
wizardzz4-Dec-12 6:34
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GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate. Pin
Mike Hankey4-Dec-12 6:53
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GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate. Pin
PecuniousPete4-Dec-12 22:34
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GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate. Pin
ihoecken4-Dec-12 22:47
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GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate. Pin
wizardzz5-Dec-12 3:48
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GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate. Pin
The Reincarnation5-Dec-12 5:46
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JokeMilk Delivery Pin
Mark H23-Dec-12 22:03
memberMark H23-Dec-12 22:03 
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the order. When the blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurised?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits, I can splash it in my eyes.
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.

GeneralRe: Milk Delivery Pin
Marco Bertschi3-Dec-12 22:14
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SockPuppeteer11-Dec-12 15:51
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JokeThose Aussies Again... Pin
Mark H23-Dec-12 21:55
memberMark H23-Dec-12 21:55 
GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... Pin
Rage3-Dec-12 21:58
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GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... Pin
Mycroft Holmes3-Dec-12 22:03
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GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... Pin
Chris Quinn3-Dec-12 23:11
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GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... Pin
Testing 1 2 ... uh... 7?4-Dec-12 2:58
memberTesting 1 2 ... uh... 7?4-Dec-12 2:58 
GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... Pin
Chris Quinn4-Dec-12 3:03
memberChris Quinn4-Dec-12 3:03 
GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... Pin
Mark H24-Dec-12 10:00
memberMark H24-Dec-12 10:00 
GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... Pin
Chris Quinn4-Dec-12 21:29
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GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... Pin
Michael Martin 6-Dec-12 22:56
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GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... Pin
Michael Martin 6-Dec-12 1:18
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GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... Pin
Brady Kelly4-Dec-12 1:58
memberBrady Kelly4-Dec-12 1:58 
JokeHostess joke Pin
Mike Hankey3-Dec-12 3:26
memberMike Hankey3-Dec-12 3:26 
GeneralRe: Hostess joke Pin
djj553-Dec-12 4:16
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GeneralRe: Hostess joke Pin
Paul Conrad4-Dec-12 8:43
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GeneralRe: Hostess joke Pin
Collin Jasnoch5-Dec-12 5:16
memberCollin Jasnoch5-Dec-12 5:16 

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