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JokeGranpa's dead... Pinmemberegenis4-Dec-12 19:11 
GeneralToo many jokes in here, you need a change of climate. Pinmemberwizardzz4-Dec-12 6:34 
GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate. PinmemberMike Hankey4-Dec-12 6:53 
GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate. PinmemberPecuniousPete4-Dec-12 22:34 
GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate. Pinmemberihoecken4-Dec-12 22:47 
GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate. Pinmemberwizardzz5-Dec-12 3:48 
GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate. PinmemberThe Reincarnation5-Dec-12 5:46 
JokeMilk Delivery PinmemberMark H23-Dec-12 22:03 
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.

When the blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurised?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits, I can splash it in my eyes.

If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.

GeneralRe: Milk Delivery PinmemberMarco Bertschi3-Dec-12 22:14 
GeneralRe: Milk Delivery PinmemberSockPuppeteer11-Dec-12 15:51 
JokeThose Aussies Again... PinmemberMark H23-Dec-12 21:55 
GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... PinmemberRage3-Dec-12 21:58 
GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... PinmemberMycroft Holmes3-Dec-12 22:03 
GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... PinmemberChris Quinn3-Dec-12 23:11 
GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... PinmemberTesting 1 2 ... uh... 7?4-Dec-12 2:58 
GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... PinmemberChris Quinn4-Dec-12 3:03 
GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... PinmemberMark H24-Dec-12 10:00 
GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... PinmemberChris Quinn4-Dec-12 21:29 
GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... Pinmember Michael Martin 6-Dec-12 22:56 
GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... Pinmember Michael Martin 6-Dec-12 1:18 
GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again... PinmemberBrady Kelly4-Dec-12 1:58 
JokeHostess joke PinmemberMike Hankey3-Dec-12 3:26 
GeneralRe: Hostess joke Pinmemberdjj553-Dec-12 4:16 
GeneralRe: Hostess joke PinmemberPaul Conrad4-Dec-12 8:43 
GeneralRe: Hostess joke PinmemberCollin Jasnoch5-Dec-12 5:16 

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