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Bravo!
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yeah, he fits in well in America :p...
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: How can we - as veterans, public servants, and even more importantly, as
AMERICANS - be expected fulfill our promise to support AND defend the
Constitution if we don't have the proper tools with which to do so?
it's time to put those tools to use my friend.
the little i know from your country's history says to me that this situations is exactly what the 2nd amendment was made to retain.
I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)
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I had 2 (well 3 ideas) for political cartoons.
First is Obama and someone representing the middle class in a sports car holding hands. Obama says "Are you ready Louise?" as they are headed towards a cliff.
The second is the same but replace Obama with Boehner and replace the middle class representation with someone of upper class status.
The last one is Obama with a gun to a upper class persons head shouting at Boehner who has a gun to a middle class persons head and is shouting at Obama. Both are shouting "I will do it!. I will shoot him!"
Then a shared thought bubble of the hostages thinking "I wish they would just shoot each other".
Can't draw, but I think these would be quite funny 
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
www.stealthadventures.co.za
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I would think Katrina and Sandy would have changed his mind if the study he funded didn't.
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Muller seems to be vacillating around in the middle of late.
Anyway, Climate Change in SB? Tut tut, the CP Gestapo might delete your account! 
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wizardzz wrote: discuss.
Well good start for a discussion I think. So I say "No!" 
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Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem
How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Not read the rules at the top have you. 
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.
When the blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurised?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits, I can splash it in my eyes.
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
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The "Australian" newspaper, over a period of weeks, sought entries for the
Great Australian Yarn. This was the winner...
Two drovers standing in a bar.
One asked, "What are you up to?
"Ahh. I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."
"Oh yeah . . . and what route are you takin'?"
"Ah, prob'ly the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought."
Explanatory note for non-Aus/Enzed speakers
Down here "route" is pronounced "root" and is slang for sexual intercourse.
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
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Lost in translation. Even with the explanation, I fear 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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You didn't read it with an Aussie accent!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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It doesn't work with a yank accent - route is pronounced "rowt", not "root"
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We're terribly inconsistent with that word. I'm pretty sure you get your kicks on 'root' 66, not 'rowt' 66.
Also, the mental image I got from the explanation was of a pig rooting for truffles.
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AFAIK, in the US the piece of equipment that plugs in to your broadband connection is pronounced "rowter" - in the UK a "rowter" is one of these[^], whereas this[^] is a "rooter"
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Although down here they are both "rowters" as a "rooter" is someone who spends rather too much time with the missus engaged in.....well....."rooting".
And just to elaborate further...."a good kiwi eats roots and leaves."
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
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I thought it was an ungrateful wombat that eats, roots, shoots and leaves?
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Chris Quinn wrote: I thought it was an ungrateful wombat that eats, roots, shoots and leaves?
Never, ever had the word shoots in the quote.
Wombats - Eats, roots and leaves.
That's it.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: You didn't read it with an Aussie accent!
And with the slow country twang.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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