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GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate.memberMike Hankey4 Dec '12 - 6:53 
I would think Katrina and Sandy would have changed his mind if the study he funded didn't.
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GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate.memberPecuniousPete4 Dec '12 - 22:34 
Muller seems to be vacillating around in the middle of late.
 
Anyway, Climate Change in SB? Tut tut, the CP Gestapo might delete your account! Laugh | :laugh:
GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate.memberihoecken4 Dec '12 - 22:47 
wizardzz wrote:
discuss.

Well good start for a discussion I think. So I say "No!" Roll eyes | :rolleyes:
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GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate.memberwizardzz5 Dec '12 - 3:48 
Discussion Completed!
GeneralRe: Too many jokes in here, you need a change of climate.memberThe Reincarnation5 Dec '12 - 5:46 
Not read the rules at the top have you. D'Oh! | :doh:
JokeMilk DeliverymemberMark H23 Dec '12 - 22:03 
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.

When the blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurised?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits, I can splash it in my eyes.

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GeneralRe: Milk DeliverymemberMarco Bertschi3 Dec '12 - 22:14 
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GeneralRe: Milk DeliverymemberSockPuppeteer11 Dec '12 - 15:51 
He said "Do you want it pasteurised, 'cause pasteurised is best!" She said "Ernie, I'd be happy if it came up to my chest."[^]
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JokeThose Aussies Again...memberMark H23 Dec '12 - 21:55 
The "Australian" newspaper, over a period of weeks, sought entries for the
Great Australian Yarn. This was the winner...
 
Two drovers standing in a bar.
 
One asked, "What are you up to?
 
"Ahh. I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."
 
"Oh yeah . . . and what route are you takin'?"
 
"Ah, prob'ly the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought."
 

 

Explanatory note for non-Aus/Enzed speakers
Down here "route" is pronounced "root" and is slang for sexual intercourse.

If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.

GeneralRe: Those Aussies Again...memberRage3 Dec '12 - 21:58 
Lost in translation. Even with the explanation, I fear Hmmm | :|
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