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| A little boy is leaving school at the end of the day. As he strolls along the sidewalk, a car pulls up to the curb, and a man winds down the window.
"Hey, kid, I've got candy in my car. Hop in and I'll give it to you."
"No. I'm not going to." The boy walks on. Further down... |
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| Damned that's old. Anyway it's still mildly amusing.
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| Since ihoecken complained that there are less jokes here I tried to light up the situation a little bit. But I already fired my best (and maybe worst) ones, so yeah, I have to dig deeper |
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| hoernchenmeister wrote:Since ihoecken complained that there are less jokes here
I was complaining? I just asked myself. No complaing there.
hoernchenmeister wrote: I tried to light up the situation a little bit
Didn't you said I was complaining about less jokes
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| What's the difference between a Lada and a sheep?
You would be horrified if your friends caught you getting out the back of a Lada!!
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!!
Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel... |
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| That one made my morning a lot brighter
I am still laughing |
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How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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| A man walks into a car parts store.
Man: "I'd like two windscreen wipers for a Lada please."
Sales assistant: "Sounds like a fair swap. Done."
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can. |
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| A middle-class man decides to go off and join a monastery which requires an oath of silence. No speech is allowed except for two words every 5 years, to sum up one's experiences to the head monk.
After the first 5 years, the monk asked him what two words described his experiences and... |
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| And repeated joke. |
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| man.. you are strict |
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| ...and even if I gave it another try I was unable to locate the post you mentioned... |
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| It might be in the lounge. I have no luck with queries so I cannot find it either. |
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| I just wanted to point out that I try not to post duplicates on purpose |
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| I leave it to you to decide whether or not Maria Miller's aides were trying to threaten the Daily Telegraph to prevent her being named and shamed over her parliamentary expenses. Source[^]
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy... |
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| Bloody cheek!
Kick her out of the cabinet. And the house as well.
First she carries on stealing from the country (and I am sure will claim she "did nothing against the rules") then her staff try to stop publication? Totally unacceptable.
If you get an email telling you that you can... |
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| The article wrote:“Maria has obviously been having quite a lot of editors’ meetings around Leveson at the moment. So I am just going to kind of flag up that connection for you to think about,” said Miss Hindley.
That sounds remarkably like a veiled threat to me. Utterly unacceptable. |
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| Given the use of a threat like this, she cannot be allowed to try and influence regulation of the press. This perfectly illustrates why politicians must be kept away from running the press.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy... |
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| Pete O'Hanlon wrote:This perfectly illustrates why politicians must be kept away from running the press everything.
FTFY!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam. |
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One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.
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| Sounds like a plan to me.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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| While not condoning her actions. the papers are looking for anything to try to beat Levinson - in the Daily Mail recently was a full page "advert", supposedly showing the results of a survey amongst the general public that supposedly showed overwhelming support for the newspaper editors'... |
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| Chris Quinn wrote:the papers
Chris Quinn wrote:the Daily Mail
Does not compute!
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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