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JokeStunning answers by third grade student Pin
stib_markc9-Jan-13 6:11
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A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.

The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade,Ï'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.

The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal's office.

She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?

Boy: 6

Principal: 6+6?

Boy: 12 & so on..

The Principal asked the boy many ques $ the boy got them right.

The Principal then asked M'am 2 send the boy 2 4th grade.

M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.

M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that Ï've only 2 of?

Boy: Legs

M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?

Boy: Pockets

M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.

Boy: Bubble Gum

M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?

Boy: Tent

The principal was looking restless

M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I?

Boy: Wedding Ring

M'am: I come in many sizes. When Ï'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good?

Boy: Nose

M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver

Boy:Arrow

M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?

Boy:Fork

M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?

Boy: Surname

M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?

Boy: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!
The master of the art of living makes little distinction between his work and his play, his labor and his leisure, his mind and his body, his education and his recreation, his love and his religion. He hardly knows which is which; he simply pursues his vision of excellence in whatever he does, leaving others to decide whether he is working or playing. To him he is always doing both.

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JokeYet another rubbing joke Pin
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JokeBe ready for your valentine Pin
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JokeIt's always good to be daddy... Pin
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