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GeneralRe: Can't decide whether to laugh or cry.memberJohn Simmons / outlaw programmer11 Jan '13 - 3:28 
I don't do religion.
 
Good cover, a clear line of sight, a smooth trigger, and a good supply of ammo. Those are my religion.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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GeneralRe: Can't decide whether to laugh or cry.memberJörgen Andersson11 Jan '13 - 7:42 
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Good cover, a clear line of sight, a smooth trigger, and a good supply of ammo.
Those are my religion

No religion involved there. Just hard facts and common sense.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

GeneralRe: Can't decide whether to laugh or cry.memberahmed zahmed11 Jan '13 - 4:21 
Distind wrote:
defensive touchdowns

oxymoronic phrase? aren't touchdowns by definition and by nature offensive?
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

GeneralRe: Can't decide whether to laugh or cry.memberharold aptroot10 Jan '13 - 21:54 
You only noticed this just now?
 
Anyway, this site is pretty fun IMO. They're serious enough that they try to find evidence to support their position, but in doing so they often end up disproving (or at least damaging) their own position.
GeneralRe: Can't decide whether to laugh or cry.memberJörgen Andersson11 Jan '13 - 1:57 
harold aptroot wrote:
You only noticed this just now?

Stumbled upon it while googling, never seen it before.
 
At first I thought it was satire, but I'm not sure it's meant to be..
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

GeneralRe: Can't decide whether to laugh or cry.memberharold aptroot11 Jan '13 - 2:35 
Poe's law applies Smile | :)
 
But it's not satire afaik. Fun fact: you can get banned from editing if you're so conservative that they start thinking you're trying to make fun of them.
GeneralRe: Can't decide whether to laugh or cry.memberJörgen Andersson11 Jan '13 - 8:01 
One thing that gets on my mind a lot is the american way of hijacking political definitions.
Those people aren't conservative, conservative means that they want to keep things like they are.
They are radical per definition.
And most of the right wing people in the US are actually liberal.
And a lot of those calling themselves liberal aren't.
Rant over
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

GeneralRe: Can't decide whether to laugh or cry.memberCollin Jasnoch14 Jan '13 - 9:22 
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
Those people aren't conservative, conservative means that they want to keep things like they are.

I am with you on this!
 
It drives me nuts when people talk about being conservative and wanting to ban abortion or add some regulation. First off, that is a change so it is not conservative. Secondly it even goes against the idea of small government (which is another hijacked definition of conservative).
 
Seems to me this is why politics are so messed up in the States. One side bootstraps an ideology they could never get pushed with one they believe will not fail.
Democrats tend to take social equality issues and bootstrap the idea of everyone getting taxed to death.
Republicans take the idea of limiting government growth and taxes and bootstrap social inequality.
 
If it wasn't for their strangle hold on each branch other parties would have destroyed them with the removal of this bootstrapping.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

GeneralRe: Can't decide whether to laugh or cry.memberChris Meech11 Jan '13 - 5:14 
Irony in action. I thought I'd click the Random Article link. Took me to a page describing snakes. Laugh | :laugh: Laugh | :laugh: Laugh | :laugh:
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
 
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GeneralRe: Can't decide whether to laugh or cry.memberShameel11 Jan '13 - 7:59 
Seems like Wikipedia's brother with a learning disability.

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