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JokeThree wise women Pinmemberihoecken22-Jan-13 4:40 
JokeOne day at school... PinmemberNagy Vilmos22-Jan-13 4:34 
JokeFlower Power Pinmemberihoecken22-Jan-13 4:07 
JokeGun Control Pinmemberdjj5522-Jan-13 2:05 
GeneralRe: Gun Control PinmemberJohn Simmons / outlaw programmer22-Jan-13 3:20 
GeneralRe: Gun Control Pinmemberthrakazog1-Feb-13 5:50 
GeneralMythbusters: Does God Exist? PinprotectorAspDotNetDev21-Jan-13 19:29 
GeneralRe: Mythbusters: Does God Exist? Pinmemberloctrice22-Jan-13 3:32 
JokeThe Biker Pinmemberegenis21-Jan-13 17:44 
GeneralRe: The Biker PinmemberBrisingr Aerowing22-Jan-13 12:05 
JokeThe new Blacksmith Pinmemberegenis21-Jan-13 17:42 
GeneralRe: The new Blacksmith PinmemberFreak3021-Jan-13 22:16 
JokeDear Mother-In-Law Pinmemberegenis21-Jan-13 17:40 
GeneralOld Man's Advice PinmvpEddy Vluggen21-Jan-13 14:07 
Keep away from women, boy,
And play a lonely game.
For the bad ones make you crooked
And the good ones make you tame.
 
They want to keep you sheltered
From the stress and storm of chance,
And they hold you from adventure
By the spell of soft romance.
 
Keep away from women, boy.
They either break your heart
With falseness and with mockery
And coldly cruel art,
 
Or else, with changing kisses
And with fond and loving charm,
They keep you from the struggle
And they spoil your fighting arm.
 
Keep away from women, boy,
Wherever they may lurk.
They make your courage falter
And they play the deuce with work.
 
They weave you silken fetters
Which are stronger far than steel.
They rob your soul of daring
And you heart and brain of zeal.
 
Keep away from women, boy,
And shun their loveliness,
And you shall tread unswervingly
The pathway to success.
 
The world shall hail you master,
And fortune heed your call,
And you shall reach the lonely heights
And never live at all.
 
-- Berton Braley
 
So, you'd rather have a "good" or a "bad" one?
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JokeBJOTD Pinmemberihoecken21-Jan-13 1:52 
JokeFirst date Pinmemberihoecken21-Jan-13 1:48 
GeneralBatman... Badman.. Pinmemberthrakazog18-Jan-13 5:47 
GeneralRe: Batman... Badman.. PinmemberBassam Abdul-Baki18-Jan-13 7:18 
GeneralRe: Batman... Badman.. Pinmemberloctrice18-Jan-13 9:23 
GeneralRe: Batman... Badman.. PinmemberCS201122-Jan-13 0:22 
GeneralStill not asking for it PinmemberNagy Vilmos17-Jan-13 21:56 
GeneralRe: Still not asking for it Pinmemberharold aptroot17-Jan-13 22:22 
GeneralRe: Still not asking for it PinmemberJohn Simmons / outlaw programmer18-Jan-13 7:40 
GeneralRe: Still not asking for it PinmemberV.18-Jan-13 3:07 
GeneralRe: Still not asking for it Pinmemberjschell18-Jan-13 12:52 
GeneralRe: Still not asking for it PinmemberMycroft Holmes20-Jan-13 23:50 
JokeWhen love fades... PinmemberMark H216-Jan-13 14:05 
JokeRECENT AUSTRALIAN POLL PinmemberMark H216-Jan-13 14:03 
GeneralRe: RECENT AUSTRALIAN POLL Pinmember_Damian S_16-Jan-13 14:14 
GeneralRe: RECENT AUSTRALIAN POLL Pinmemberihoecken16-Jan-13 23:12 
GeneralRe: RECENT AUSTRALIAN POLL PinmentorKeith Barrow16-Jan-13 23:39 
GeneralRe: RECENT AUSTRALIAN POLL PinmemberChrisElston17-Jan-13 0:00 
GeneralRe: RECENT AUSTRALIAN POLL Pinmember_Josh_17-Jan-13 16:22 
GeneralRe: RECENT AUSTRALIAN POLL PinmentorKeith Barrow17-Jan-13 22:35 
JokeRe: RECENT AUSTRALIAN POLL PinmemberRichard Deeming18-Jan-13 1:42 
GeneralGun control Pinmemberloctrice16-Jan-13 9:47 
GeneralRe: Gun control PinmemberJohn Simmons / outlaw programmer17-Jan-13 0:08 
GeneralRe: Gun control Pinmemberloctrice17-Jan-13 1:47 
GeneralRe: Gun control PinmemberTorstenH.17-Jan-13 3:46 
GeneralRe: Gun control PinmemberChris Meech17-Jan-13 3:52 
GeneralRe: Gun control PinmemberBergholt Stuttley Johnson17-Jan-13 4:15 
GeneralRe: Gun control PinmemberJohn Simmons / outlaw programmer17-Jan-13 4:59 
GeneralRe: Gun control PinmemberBergholt Stuttley Johnson17-Jan-13 5:01 
GeneralRe: Gun control Pinmemberihoecken21-Jan-13 0:34 
GeneralRe: Gun control PinmemberLe Gauchiste17-Jan-13 9:57 
GeneralRe: Gun control Pinmemberwizardzz18-Jan-13 11:38 
Generalchildren are so sweet Pinmemberloctrice15-Jan-13 10:12 
GeneralI Feel Better About Living in Texas [modified] PinmemberJohn Simmons / outlaw programmer15-Jan-13 8:49 
GeneralRe: I Feel Better About Livining in Texas Pinmemberihoecken15-Jan-13 23:29 
GeneralRe: I Feel Better About Livining in Texas Pinmemberreilly9616-Jan-13 1:29 

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