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Big Busted Women
-can get a taxi on the worst days
-have a neat place to carry spare change
-have always been the center of the arts (art)
-make jogging a spectator sport
-can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
-have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
-usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
-can always carry a little extra
-always float better
-know where to look first for lost earrings
-rarely lack for a slow dance partner
-have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
Small Busted Women
-don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
-always look younger
-find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
-can always see their toes and shoes
-can sleep on their stomachs
-have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
-know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
-know that everything more than a handful is wasted
-can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
-can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
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Seriously, how old are you?
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The Reincarnation wrote: Seriously, how old are you?
You are a little bit negative. Perhaps we should talk about that. There is so much in the world to see things more positive. Try it. Don't be the pessimistic guy! Come on! Take it easy, life can be so much fun!
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Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem
How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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ihoecken wrote: You are a little bit negative.
No I am not. We don't have the downvote any more so I am forced to express my disapproval directly. Your joke was sh*t yesterday and I wasn't the only person to think that. I am asking the guy how old he is because if he is in his Teens then finding a joke about tits funny is excusable.
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I agree with iHoecken if you don't find it funny, so be it, but step back, breath and think twice before downvoting. (which can then still be a valid action to take  )
Some people find some jokes funny, others don't.
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I think the standard of jokes and more to the point the constant barrage of them in here is, well, a joke. They are just getting posted in order to score cheap points and it's really degrading the place. Hardly any jokes were posted in here when the voting was switched off and now they are all returning. If we don't do anything about it the SB will always be like this.
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The Reincarnation wrote: They are just getting posted in order to score cheap points
don't vote, don't react and they go away, those people are called trolls...
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No they are not Trolls(well they are sort of), and it's not me that votes it others so not voting will not have an effect.
Look at the end of the day I have the right to express my displeasure at the dross that gets posted in here and I will do.
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The Reincarnation wrote: I have the right to express my displeasure at the dross that gets posted in here and I will do.
yes you do, I'm not stopping you. I only said think twice before voting, if you do or don't is totally up to you. I will not look different upon you whatever option you take. (unless you downvote me in which case I'll make a phone call to my voodoo witch mother.)
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The Reincarnation wrote: They are just getting posted in order to score cheap points
No. I posted jokes all the time except for those days I was at holiday or went to some customers. And of course you can say, that a joke isn't funny for you, but you don't have to express that due to direct hitting the joketeller. You can be a little more positive.
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Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem
How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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No I disagree. If I think your jokes are sh*t I can, and will, tell you that they are sh*t. Unless you are under-16 and then I will go easy on you.
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You are very funny. 
Now it's like soapbox. I watch someone insulting others and perverting words. Normally I don't watch such things in TV... 
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Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem
How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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ihoecken wrote: but you don't have to express that due to direct hitting the joketeller.
Nevermind. I can understand his reaction (in some way).
However: Even Chris M. wrote in the SB description:
SB Description: tell a bad joke
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And in the end it seems he's not better at telling jokes ... repost jokes ...
See here[^]
I don't mind people telling it as it is, but he's being (very) hypocritical. 
thought you'd like to know.
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The Reincarnation wrote: our joke was sh*t yesterday and I wasn't the only person to think that.
And you can say that. No problem.
The Reincarnation wrote: I am asking the guy how old he is because
That is typical "bla". You wanted to hit him directly. Calm down man! Say that is joke is sh*t but don't do any harm! 
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Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem
How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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No it isn't if he hi a kid then having that sense of humour is ok, also I would be a bully if I was to call him up on it. Just wanted to be sure I wasn't dealing with a kid, because going by the joke I would say he was.
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The Reincarnation wrote: No it isn't if he is a kid
His profile says he is the founder of Switzerland, so he must be quite old.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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f*** me he looks the spit of the ex-landlord at my old local to.
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The Reincarnation wrote: Just wanted to be sure I wasn't dealing with a kid, because going by the joke I would say he was.
Well reading your postings I bet you are 12 or very old or you want others to believe that you are a little boy or an old man. So I must admit it's damn funny to read your postings. I imagine how you sit behind your keyboard and ponder how to stress others. 
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Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem
How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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The Reincarnation wrote: joke about tits funny is excusable.
It wasn't even a joke about tits?
The Reincarnation wrote: We don't have the downvote any more so I am forced to express my disapproval directly
Feel free to report it.
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Marco Alessandro Bertschi wrote: It wasn't even a joke about tits?
Theres two titles -Big Busted, Small Busted - it's about tits.
Marco Alessandro Bertschi wrote: Feel free to report it.
There's no reason to report it. sh*t jokes are not outlawed here. I have been given the advice that I should contest points of view[^] I don't agree with.
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The Reincarnation wrote: There's no reason to report it. sh*t jokes are not outlawed here.
So you have no reason to rant around?
The Reincarnation wrote: Theres two titles -Big Busted, Small Busted - it's about tits.
It divides women into two groups. With their tits as the main criteria. But just because the word "busted" is used two times? C'mon.
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Marco Alessandro Bertschi wrote: So you have no reason to rant around?
I do the constant barage of them is ruining the place.
Marco Alessandro Bertschi wrote: But just because the word "busted" is used two times?
But then half the reasons are 'Tit' jokes. 'Somewhere to keep spare change', 'Always find popcorn' etc.
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The Reincarnation wrote: Somewhere to keep spare change
You have sort of a dirty mind. Never heard of a purse?
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The Reincarnation wrote: the constant barage of them is ruining the place.
thats just your opinion.
If it moves, compile it
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Suppose the SoapBox was a place for rants and bad dirty minded jokes from beginning on
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If not, they should have a forum for it. 
If it moves, compile it
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Well that's a stupid statement. Of course it's my opinion I'm the one that said it. I don't think anyone comes on here posting other peoples opinions.
If you meant I'm the only person who has that opinion, then it is still a ridiculous statement. I'm the only one who has said it, yes, but I guarantee you I'm not the only one who thinks it.
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The Reincarnation wrote: Well that's a stupid statement.
don't act like a retard
The Reincarnation wrote: If you meant I'm the only person who has that opinion, then it is still a ridiculous statement.
again, don't be a tard
If you can't do anything but act like a sunshine, maybe you just shouldn't post at all.
If it moves, compile it
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Quote: If you can't do anything but act like a sunshine, maybe you just shouldn't post at all.
I'll have to keep this advice in mind next time I reach for the Rant button. Unless of course I can figure out how to Rant while acting like a sunshine. 
Quote: don't act like a retard
Quote: again, don't be a tard
Some advice for how to apologize for inconsiderate statments[^]
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Your the one with nothing to say as proven by this post.
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Well, if that's him in his profile photo then he does look youngish.
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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ihoecken wrote: You are a little bit negative.
Oh the irony  .
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Like a lot of things in life "humour is in the eye of the beholder". Ever thought maybe you're the odd man out sometimes?
PS: I apologize if you are some sort of professional comedy critic.
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Dexterus wrote: Ever thought maybe you're the odd man out sometimes?
Yes many a time. I don't think that necessarily makes me wrong though.
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Dexterus wrote: I apologize if you are some sort of professional comedy critic.
No, sorry. Professional bad jokes teller perhaps. 
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Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem
How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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The Reincarnation wrote: Seriously, how old are you?
Calm down. I know that my joke (it isn't even really one - it is more a collection about "think different sentence parts") is not the "absolutely funniest joke of the year and has to be make myself achieve the MVP status". And I was never one of the "If voting is enabled then copy past as many jokes as I can."-guys. I barely made about four posts in the SB during the last year. But I was active in the Lounge - When voting was disabled and when it was enabled. I made an article. I posted Q&A answers when I was able to provide an answer.
And when I look at your profile I can see - nothing. Not even a single Q&A answer. No Q&A question. Not even an Article or Tech Blog entry. Just a lot of messages posted here in the SB and the Lounge.
Listen, I do not mind people who are doing nothing for the community. Really. And I don't mind it if people are only active in the SB and the Lounge.
But then: Why are you ranting around because of nothing?
If you have had a bad day: Make your own thread. Mark it as rant. And tell us what made you upset.
I am not a little kid. I never laughed hard at this collection I have posted. I respect other peoples opinion (even your opinion). I have not reported you even if I can't downvote you.
But I start to believe the other guys and ask myself: "Is this guy just a little kid crying for attention?".
And remember: The Soapbox is the forum which you can use to tell bad jokes. Don't believe me? Look at the description -> The Soapbox allows you to stand up and have a rant, tell a bad joke, complain[...].
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Marco Alessandro Bertschi wrote: The Soapbox allows you to stand up and have a rant, tell a bad joke
I've missed that in the past I was going to make a stand aginst the sh*t jokes in here but if it's actively being encouraged what can I do? 
Marco Alessandro Bertschi wrote: And I was never one of the "If voting is enabled then copy past as many jokes as I can."-guys. I barely made about four posts in the SB during the last year. But I was active in the Lounge
It was nothing personnel about you, I just found the SB much more entertaining when voting was turned off and was going to call anybody up who made a crap joke.
Marco Alessandro Bertschi wrote: But I start to believe the other guys and ask myself: "Is this guy just a little kid crying for attention?".
Here you are being a dick.
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The Reincarnation wrote: Marco Alessandro Bertschi wrote: But I start to believe the other guys and ask myself: "Is this guy just a little kid crying for attention?".
Here you are being a dick.
I am sorry.
The Reincarnation wrote: I've missed that in the past I was going to make a stand aginst the sh*t jokes in here but if it's actively being encouraged what can I do?
Use the Lounge for good entertainment.
The Reincarnation wrote: It was nothing personnel about you
Nevermind.
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~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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