The Soapbox
The Soapbox allows you to stand up and have a rant, tell a bad joke, complain about someone or post stuff that that may not be appropriate for reading at work and/or isn't strictly IT industry related. It is rated M. Do not post anything offensive or which breaches the Terms of Use. Do not post programming questions (use the programming forums for that) and please don't post ads.
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That joke predates Leslie Nielsen's birth, let alone his death.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: Hey, I was going to post that! 
Sorry, I haven't seen that Espen already posted it...
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Sex with me is like a lightbulb...
[I won 2 tickets to a comedy show with my response to this yesterday. I will post my winning response in an hour.]
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Hard on the eyes if you look directly at it?
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Too hot to handle.
0100000101101110011001000111001011101001
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...I need to be plugged in to work.
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Blows only twice a year.
After too hard screwing I'm shattered
One quick flick and I'm Turned on.
3 would be funnier from a woman, and 1 less gay....
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A heat generating waste of energy.
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It takes {insert number here} of {insert person type here} to change it?
It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com
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[1] [lonely Chris] ?
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...when it gets old, it's time to get a new one.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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the clap is a turn off.
[That's the line that won tickets.]
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What's the relevance of [a] clap to a lightbulb? 
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I guess you learn something new every day.
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Don't tell me you have never heard of the clapper? Clap on......Clap off.....
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No; I assume it is a specifically American device.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: specifically American
This is not politically correct. You shall be reported to the Obooboo regime.
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I see, figured it would have made its way around the globe. Well if you don't know what it is by now, search for it on youtube and listen to their song. It is amazingly horrible.
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it was incredible few years back, but now no one considers it as option.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Sometimes it goes off over your head.
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You need to screw in properly to make me glow.
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If the potential is too high, then one quick flash, and it's all over.
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If you do the cork screw it saves energy
If it moves, compile it
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