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GeneralRe: BJOTD - caught in the kitchen Pin
Nagy Vilmos13-Feb-13 22:17
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Bassam Abdul-Baki14-Feb-13 5:00
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GeneralNo kidding. Pin
Pete O'Hanlon13-Feb-13 10:55
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GeneralRe: No kidding. Pin
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GenJerDan14-Feb-13 3:10
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JokeDIY Martial Arts 101 Pin
Naerling13-Feb-13 10:13
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Brisingr Aerowing13-Feb-13 13:05
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GeneralAnother gynecologist joke Pin
Marco Bertschi12-Feb-13 23:52
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A female gynecologist retires and decides to pursue a hobby of hers: auto-tuning.
She gets into a motor repair course in her community college and finishes with an exam.

The community college sends her grades through mail and when she receives them she is very surprised:
-Out of one hundred points, one hundred and fifty? it must be a typo.

She calls the community college and asks for her teacher

-Mr. Shephard?
-Hi, Mrs. Jones, how can I help you?
-Well, I got my grades and it says that out of a 100 points I scored 150. It must be a typo!
-That's no typo!
-What do you mean?
-Mrs. Jones: do you remember the testing procedure? Theorical and Practical?
-Yes, Mr. Shephard, but I still don't get it.
-Well, we started with the theorical: describe how to take apart and put together a motor, you had 50 out of 50...
-... Ok?
-Then there was the practical: to actually take apart and put together a motor, again 50 out of 50.
-Ok, but what about the extra 50 points?

The teacher took a minute to answer:

-Maam, you did all that through the exhaust pipe.
GeneralRe: Another gynecologist joke Pin
ihoecken13-Feb-13 0:18
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J4amieC13-Feb-13 21:31
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GeneralHow times change... Pin
Dalek Dave12-Feb-13 4:24
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GeneralRe: How times change... Pin
mark merrens12-Feb-13 5:03
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Eddy Vluggen12-Feb-13 10:59
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mark merrens12-Feb-13 11:21
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Eddy Vluggen12-Feb-13 11:42
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mark merrens12-Feb-13 12:26
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Eddy Vluggen12-Feb-13 12:33
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