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GeneralRe: The Aristocrats - I don't mean the Disney versionmemberGenJerDan19 Feb '13 - 3:28 
GeneralRe: The Aristocrats - I don't mean the Disney versionmember0bx19 Feb '13 - 5:30 
GeneralRe: The Aristocrats - I don't mean the Disney versionmembermark merrens19 Feb '13 - 5:49 
GeneralRe: The Aristocrats - I don't mean the Disney versionmentorKeith Barrow19 Feb '13 - 5:58 
GeneralRe: The Aristocrats - I don't mean the Disney versionmembermark merrens19 Feb '13 - 6:20 
GeneralRe: The Aristocrats - I don't mean the Disney versionmemberRage19 Feb '13 - 6:09 
GeneralRe: The Aristocrats - I don't mean the Disney versionmentorKeith Barrow19 Feb '13 - 6:27 
JokeBJOTDmemberihoecken18 Feb '13 - 1:04 
GeneralWait what?mentorKeith Barrow18 Feb '13 - 1:13 
JokeRe: Wait what?memberihoecken18 Feb '13 - 1:22 
GeneralRe: Wait what?memberManfred R. Bihy18 Feb '13 - 4:43 
GeneralYour jokes suckmemberHenize16 Feb '13 - 18:22 
JokeDefinitely something wrong with her eyes...memberNaerling15 Feb '13 - 12:08 
A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
"Seamus, I am goin hunting tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Seamus.
 
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
"So, Seamus, how was your day?"
 
Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
 
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MALOX, sir," says Seamus.
"Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
 
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts: "HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!"
 
"Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?" asks the doctor.
 
"I put drops in her eyes!!!!!"
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
    public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}
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GeneralThis is SciencememberNagy Vilmos15 Feb '13 - 2:04 
GeneralRe: This is SciencememberJohnny J.15 Feb '13 - 3:59 
GeneralRe: This is SciencementorKeith Barrow15 Feb '13 - 23:47 
GeneralRe: This is SciencememberHenize16 Feb '13 - 18:20 
GeneralRe: This is SciencementorKeith Barrow17 Feb '13 - 4:32 
JokeKnocking at heavens doormemberihoecken15 Feb '13 - 1:28 
GeneralRe: Knocking at heavens doormemberCollin Jasnoch18 Feb '13 - 4:06 
JokeHey Doc!memberihoecken15 Feb '13 - 1:25 
RantVB6 is a god!!memberCHill6014 Feb '13 - 0:32 
GeneralRe: VB6 is a god!!memberSimon_Whale14 Feb '13 - 0:57 
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GeneralRe: VB6 is a god!!memberSimon_Whale14 Feb '13 - 1:48 
GeneralRe: VB6 is a god!!memberCHill6014 Feb '13 - 2:29 
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GeneralRe: VB6 is a god!!memberSimon_Whale14 Feb '13 - 1:51 
GeneralRe: VB6 is a god!!memberRage14 Feb '13 - 2:20 
JokeRe: VB6 is a god!!memberChris Reynolds (BNY)14 Feb '13 - 3:29 
GeneralRe: VB6 is a god!!memberChris Reynolds (BNY)14 Feb '13 - 3:41 
JokeRe: VB6 is a god!!mvpMarcus Kramer14 Feb '13 - 3:57 
GeneralRe: VB6 is a god!!memberChris Quinn14 Feb '13 - 5:03 
GeneralRe: VB6 is a god!!memberjschell14 Feb '13 - 13:10 
GeneralRe: VB6 is a god!!memberJörgen Andersson15 Feb '13 - 4:54 
GeneralRe: VB6 is a god!!memberCHill6015 Feb '13 - 5:59 
GeneralRe: VB6 is a god!!memberMycroft Holmes16 Feb '13 - 23:00 
GeneralRe: VB6 is a god!!memberNaerling15 Feb '13 - 9:26 
GeneralRe: VB6 is a god!!mvpEddy Vluggen15 Feb '13 - 23:36 
JokeBJOTD - caught in the kitchenmember_Damian S_13 Feb '13 - 15:58 
GeneralRe: BJOTD - caught in the kitchenmemberNagy Vilmos13 Feb '13 - 22:17 
GeneralRe: BJOTD - caught in the kitchenmemberBassam Abdul-Baki14 Feb '13 - 5:00 
GeneralNo kidding.protectorPete O'Hanlon13 Feb '13 - 10:55 
GeneralRe: No kidding.membermark merrens13 Feb '13 - 11:41 
GeneralRe: No kidding.memberGenJerDan14 Feb '13 - 3:10 
JokeDIY Martial Arts 101memberNaerling13 Feb '13 - 10:13 
GeneralRe: DIY Martial Arts 101memberBrisingr Aerowing13 Feb '13 - 13:05 
GeneralAnother gynecologist jokememberMarco Bertschi12 Feb '13 - 23:52 
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