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GeneralRe: MQOTD PinmemberMarco Bertschi21-Feb-13 22:21 
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JokeVery hi-tech! PinmemberNaerling21-Feb-13 12:18 
Three men, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young man pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager" he said "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm".
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young man lifted his palm to his ear. When he had finished he explained "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand".
The older man felt very low tech and wasn't to be outdone, he decided he had to do something impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. When he returned, he had a piece of toilet paper hanging from his rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The older man finally said "Well, will you look at that... I'm getting a fax!!"
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
    public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}

AnswerRe: Very hi-tech! PinmemberCHill6021-Feb-13 13:21 
GeneralRe: Very hi-tech! PinmemberJohnny J.21-Feb-13 22:32 
GeneralRe: Very hi-tech! PinmemberV.21-Feb-13 22:23 
GeneralRe: Very hi-tech! PinmemberNaerling22-Feb-13 12:49 
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JokeHe might catch a cold! PinmemberNaerling20-Feb-13 12:17 
GeneralRe: He might catch a cold! Pinmemberihoecken20-Feb-13 22:51 
GeneralRe: He might catch a cold! PinmemberRage21-Feb-13 4:44 
GeneralRe: He might catch a cold! PinmemberNaerling21-Feb-13 8:11 

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