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Google ATAP (Advanced Technologies and Projects) only just announced Tango, its 3D-environment sensor for mobile devices, and now it’s revealing a two day developer conference April 15 and 16 at the Computer History Museum in Mountain View.
Come one, come all, journey to the land of Ara.
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Imperative programming language replaces basic keywords with classic one-liners from Schwarzenegger movies.
AssignVariable CallMethod= GET TO THE CHOPPER DO IT NOW
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calling a function: I'LL BE BACK:dosomething()
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Is that a GOSUB? 
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Yessir!! Wooohooo!!!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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My favorite one is probably MethodArguments I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE
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return would be GET OUT.
Wout
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ON ERROR CONTINUE ==> ELEPHANT YOU AHOLE
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Definitive proof that we now have enough programming languages.
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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Today, we are excited to launch the public beta of Atom, a new text editor that's deeply programmable but also easy to use. Not that Atom. No, not the other Atom. This one.
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The Ariel Atom?
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No, the other Atom.
Really, could they have picked a worse name for a product? There are just too many other things named Atom in our industry. OK, maybe if they had named it notepad or something.
TTFN - Kent
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Maybe "Prism", that's always popular. 
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Ugh, yeah. Another one that seems to pop up too often.
On a similar front (I'm working on tomorrow's Mobile newsletter), we find two phones announced: Blackphone (from some Phil Zimmerman's company) and the Black phone (from Boeing).
I think we need a thesaurus.
TTFN - Kent
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Man, they really split the atom with that name choice.
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None of these products is likely to achieve critical mass.
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ERNEST-ly I'd RUTHER FOR Decide on a better name.
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This week, Microsoft announced Larson-Green would take on a new role, as chief experience officer in Qi Lu’s services group — a unit that includes, Office, Bing and Skype. The new job will get Larson-Green closer to her passions around product design, working on various “mobile-first” services. "Are you experienced?"
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The senator says Bitcoin attracts and enables criminals even as its value to the U.S. economy is "suspect, if not outright detrimental." "Don't hate what you don't understand"
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Pot, meet kettle.
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Me vs. the US Senate, or the US Senate, "attracts and enables criminals"?
TTFN - Kent
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The latter. Obviously.
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