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I miss the menu icons.  When did Bob arrive?
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Excellent!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Over the last few years, consumers and enterprise employees are using more devices than before which run different operating systems like iOS, Android, Windows Phone, and Windows 8. As a result developing apps for different platforms is almost a requirement now. With the release of the .NET Portability Analyzer extension we are integrating the ability to reason about portability of your existing code into your development environment. Those platforms being Windows... Windows, and, uhm, Windows?
Yes, yes. Windows Phone. And Mono. Whatevs. I don't exist, so complain to someone that does.
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You're forgetting of course that Mono has itself been ported to other platforms than Linux too.
(This isn't a complaint).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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The year 1999 may have been the apex of the dot-com bubble euphoria, but it wasn't the heyday of Web developers. At least, not according to U.S. state and federal Occupational Employment Statistics, which didn't even register that "Web developer" was a real job. So... I _am_ just a figment of Chris' imagination?
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Microsoft announced today that it's dropping support, including security updates, for older Internet Explorer versions. The changes, which take effect in 18 months, are meant to push the vast Windows installed base to Internet Explorer 11. Bad news for those waiting for that IE8 patch
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Google has tweaked its search engine algorithms to ensure websites that use HTTPS encryption rank higher in search results. Time to fork out for that certificate
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Java core has stagnated, Java EE is dead, and Spring is over, but the JVM marches on. C'mon Oracle, where are the big ideas? Try a little harder
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They were busy with the corpse of MySQL?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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That may have slowed them down: perhaps they can only kill one product at a time?
TTFN - Kent
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Is MySQL actually dieing? I wasn't able to find anything showing DB marketshare trends. I know a lot of people, myself included, expected Oracle to run it into the ground when the acquisition was announced. But other than a number of DB agnostic FOSS projects changing their default suggestion to Postgresql I haven't seen any indications of it slumping. From the other side, I know someone who is a MySQL DBA for a managed hosting company; he's told me that since the take over, Oracle's applied it's internal expertise to make MySQL much better at scaling across multiple cores. As of when we talked about it (2?? years ago), it would still eventually hit a scaling wall where more cores didn't help, but that limit was several times higher than before.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Not exactly dying, but do not get the resources it need to develop new features (we have to admit that a pure volunteers based development can't hold up with a project that large)...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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The guy in the article says Windows is a 'dead man walking'...Microsoft Windows, Zombie Edition will probably be my desktop 20 years from now...
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Programmers can spend a lot of time worrying about, thinking about, and optimizing the way that the code they’re writing looks. Whether it’s language designers obsessing about the way that you’ll find the length of string or language-users sweating about whether the function should be called findClassById() or get_class(), all thinking about naming is arguably a colossal waste of time. And the other guy always uses the wrong naming conventions
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I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I'm gonna call you SPEAK! Because that's what you do!
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Today's children are one step away from assuming that technology is a natural, spontaneous part of the material world. They’ll grow up thinking about the internet with the same nonchalance that I hold toward my toaster and teakettle. I can resist all I like, but for the next generation resistance is moot. The revolution is already complete. I'd have to have an internal brain before I worry
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Kent Sharkey wrote: for the next generation resistance is moot
And what of it? I expect light to come out of the bulb when I flick the switch without having the faintest knowledge about electrons in motion. I probably learnt more words via television than my grandparents actually knew. The internet is just a step on the technology continuum - it isn't something special and unique.
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I agree. And besides, when it all breaks, it will be spectacular.
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News broke today that Microsoft is offering employees in China a Lumia 630 device to leave the company voluntarily. What's the punishment if they stay?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: What's the punishment if they stay?
They get an iPhone?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: What's the punishment if they stay?
They get a Surface.
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I think what surprises me about this offer is the utter cluelessness of the people who made the offer. Didn't they see that such an offer would be the object of wide spread mockery on the internet? The whole thing is a beautiful premise that begs for any number of glorious punch lines.
Seriously, how detached from the public do you have to be in order to think this offer was a win?
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