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No beginning ... no ending ... ?
I knew this was a bad movie !
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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Everything has a beginning and an end. Otherwise, I'm reminded of Spaceballs.
Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
[Corporal stops the tape, then Dark Helmet and Sandurz come across an image of themselves viewing the screen. As they react, the screen mimics what they are doing]
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Colonel Sandurz: "Now". You're looking at "now", sir. Everything that happens now [indicates himself and Helmet] is happening "now". [Indicates the screen]
Dark Helmet: What happened to "then"?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed "then".
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Were at "now," now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to "then"!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?!
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?!
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: ... When will "then" be "now"?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: [backpedals in shock] How soon?
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What about a circle? 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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How did the circle become a circle?
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I'm sure it took a circuitous route.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Promises to bump up consumers' Google Drive permanent storage space by 2GB. What is it, give away free cloud storage day?
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Yep, Its now safe to upload ones selfies.
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Microsoft just patched a 15-year-old bug that in some cases allows attackers to take complete control of PCs running all supported versions of Windows. The critical vulnerability will remain unpatched in Windows Server 2003, leaving that version wide open for the remaining five months Microsoft pledged to continue supporting it. Putting the 'Active' in Active Directory
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Microsoft appears to be reacting quickly to the news as it looks like the patch has already been pulled after there were a significant number of users reporting the freezing issue, as we no longer see it on our machines when we run Windows Update. "One thing is fixed, another falls apart."
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They should make a mobile OS 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Most aspects of programming style are matters of taste, and taste is subjective. My style is, of course, the only correct one. "And I can not lie"
And a bunch of other articles from that issue
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Whitespace Supremicists unite!
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We can unite on the white space, if we disagree on every other part.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You have to tread very careful here to not be called a Spaceist.
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newton.saber wrote: whitespace quota
Two words: 1TB HDD. 
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Watch People Code is a new site that lets you, well, watch people code. Or...you could watch yourself code for a while
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At one college I attended, the lab was a half-story lower than other parts of the building and there were windows from the main lobby looking down into it.
So visitors could watch us hacking away on the state-of-the-art VT100s. ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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VT100s? You were spoiled! We only had pathetic VT52s - and we had to write text packed into integers in FORTRAN IV!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Security consultant Mark Burnett has just published 10 million passwords along with their corresponding usernames. It's a thoughtful offering to other researchers—but a legally risky move given the current legal situation surrounding hacking. "Defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies."
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"Security consultant Mark Burnett has just published 10 million passwords along with their corresponding usernames"
Good morning Mark Burnett.. how's your morning so far? 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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How much does Microsoft want you to sign up for Bing Rewards? About 100 gigabytes' worth. The price is right anyway (sorry, seems to be US-only)
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Tried it, got it, yeah!
...now what do I do with it?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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