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Let's just say my comment is bad because apparently it requires explanation to be funny.
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#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Don't bother, I really mean it - bad comment  I should have expressed it better.
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Along with the beta comes the first set of developer tools for the browser, helping publishers and programmers to build their websites around Maelstrom’s P2P technology. "I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give him up!"
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If you're using Lucene.NET you're probably aware that there hasn't been an update for a long time while the Java version has been moving on constantly. At one point it even looked like the Lucene.NET project would die. I've been observing the Lucene.NET developer mailing list for a while and, joy oh joy, it looks like there will be a Lucene.NET 4.8.0 release soon:
http://mail-archives.apache.org/mod_mbox/lucenenet-dev/[^]
While it's not ready just yet, I thought I'd give you a heads-up in case you're contemplating to abandon the supposedly sinking ship.
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All I can say is: w00t!
We use Lucene.NET and even started our own cleaner, neater port of Lucene (the current port is...er...interesting). Any word on what changes are in store? Actual .NET centric code instead of a direct port from Java? Or is that asking too much?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Numerous commits have the 'word' .NETification in them, usually preceded by the term API.
So yes. .NET Centric Code is on the way in 4.8!
W00T!!
(You can view changes on Github[^])
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: So yes. .NET Centric Code is on the way in 4.8!
That might be a bit over-enthusiastic; from what I've gathered from the dev-mailinglist, they strive to port it in a .NET centric way, especially where performance can be gained by doing that, but getting the tests to pass has priority over that. Nonetheless, it'll probably be way better than in 3.0.3.
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Can you think of anything worse than bricking your phone when flashing a new ROM? Well, how about your Android device turning into a fancy paperweight when the official OTA update is installing? Lolly pops.
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DNA profiling (or genetic fingerprinting) has proved to be a revolutionary tool for forensic investigators as a means to identify potential suspects, exonerate the innocent and convict the guilty. But, like any forensic technique, it has its limitations. One limitation is in cases involving identical twins, something that has raised technical, legal and ethical problems — until now. Grob, Bob's evil twin brother, is in for a rude awakening.
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Well, given the probable number of cases where an identical twin tries to blame his twin for a crime he's committed, such research just has to be worth several million of taxpayers' money.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There are worst cases wasting money of taxpayers
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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In a recent letter to shareholders, JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon warned of growing competition for Wall Street in the form of tech start-ups. "Night gathers, and now my watch begins."
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"Here I am JD, the ghost in the machine"
He is probably right - I certainly can see a way that a certain fruit based technology company could effectively corner the market in foreign exchange trading by using their truly gargantuan cash reserves as an "all the currencies there are" hedge. Plus the big pile of cash could then be classified as a reserve not a profit and therefore not subject to tax.
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Together with the Institute of Culinary Education (ICE), the Jeopardy! winning computer has created perhaps the world's first-ever cookbook co-created by computer algorithms. "Cognitive Cooking with Chef Watson" is set to go on sale April 14th. A bacon beer cocktail? Shut up and take my money!
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Chickens may be more intelligent that Watson, but Watson is far more efficient at food poisoning.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hundreds of thousands of travelers cross US borders every day. And none of them—save the precious few with diplomatic immunity—have any right to privacy, according to Department of Homeland Security documents recently obtained by MuckRock. Just wait until they can scan the contents of our brains.
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Beh.
Doesn't affect me. I've got access to China's tunnel.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Negative comments on your social-media posts might just be the work of standard Internet trolls. But it could actually be a bit more sinister. So that's the source of all the sockpuppets in Quick Answers...
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JavaScript and Node.js will change corporate technology like Java did, according to a Forrester report I applied for a job doing some Node.JS work. Though they didn't ask for a callback. - redditor
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Oh god. It is time for me to find something else to do for a living if the world is moving to a typeless scripted language. 
Marc
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Am I the only one who thinks the human race is getting more stupid? First there's reality TV shows, then we think it's a good idea to colonise Mars, now Node.js.
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You seem to have an extra letter "f" in the middle of that headline.  That's what comes of not having a strongly typed syntax.
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I snorted coffee you son of a script!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Exec: We need JavaScript with Node.js
Dev: Why should we?
Exec: Forrester Research said it will change the business.
Dev: How does this apply to us?
Exec: We don't want to fall behind our competitors.
Dev: We don't need JavaScript for that.
Exec: Report progress in a month please.
Dev: ... alright.
2016: According to a Forrester report JavaScript and Node.js are becoming even more popular among Developers.
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