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hunh?[^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It should have an apostrophe at the end. Collins dictionary is also wrong.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: It should have an apostrophe at the end.
No it shouldn't.
Forogar wrote: Collins dictionary is also wrong.
No it isn't.
I do so enjoy being positive.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nadella began as CEO in February 2014, and, after a little over a year, it’s too early to judge the results of his tenure. ... so, let's judge Satya Nadella
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He's the CEO of Microsoft. He was being judged before he was even born.
Marc
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NailO is a bundle of electronics crammed into a tiny package. It uses capacitive sensors—the same sort in smartphone screens—to register gestures. There’s also a battery, microcontroller, and a Bluetooth chip that lets NailO to any Bluetooth-enabled gadget. How do you switch batteries? Where do I put the penlite?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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"He got tired of fighting with his computer for the last several months," Lt. Jeff Strossner said. "He was having technology problems, so he took it out in the back alley and shot it." HAL? Does it hurt?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Earlier today, a new video of Windows 10 for Phones showing off some new features. The video shows off a new settings for developers – dubbed as “For Developers”. Does that come with leather interior and racing stripes?
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Here is my list of heuristics and rules of thumb for software development that I have found useful over the years. "O this learning, what a thing it is!"
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Yup, pretty much how I have always worked so gets my 5. 
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Nice article. Short, to the point, and IMHO right on the money. +5 
/ravi
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This is why software development is not a science. We seem to keep repeating these lessons every few months as if they are revelations. Seems like nobody actually pays attention.
Marc
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Agreed. I waffled on this one a few times, as everything seemed ... like everyone should know them. But, I guess it just takes hitting the heads with yet another hammer. Or I'm just wasting time repeating it, and people will forget again in a few minutes.
Wait. What was I talking about again?
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Wait. What was I talking about again?
Squirrels![^]
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I would take great care in polishing my code only to find out nobody actually cares. Well, now my feelings are hurt
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Well, I care!
Mind, not about your code, about mine.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Well, sure. They didn't say no one cares about Sascha's code, just mine 
/sniff
TTFN - Kent
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Cheer up, Kent, at least I care about your posts!
Seriously
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Polish the outside, tune the inside.
(Technically this is for cars, but the metaphor works for code)
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Only slightly apropos, but I was out for a bike ride on Sunday, and I saw a guy washing his car. He was busy polishing the inside of the fuel tank door (whatever the official name for that thing is).
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: (whatever the official name for that thing is).
OCD?
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: Polish the outside, tune the inside.
The corollary to that is I have a pretty good sense of the rust the polish is trying to cover up. It's funny how the outside reflects the quality of workmanship on the inside.
Marc
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An open, fully connected environment is impossible and dangerous, which is why IoT is really a collection of separate networks. Forget all that other stuff you've heard
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Google has taken a big step in its efforts to make mobile websites act more like native applications on Android smartphones, by adding notifications to its browser. "Push is the radical future of media beyond the Web"
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