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Where have I heard this before; Here try this you'll like it and the first one's free!
God damn the pusher man!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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THERE’S ANOTHER WEB out there, a better web hiding just below the surface of the one we surf from our phones and tablets and laptops every day. A web with no ads, no endlessly scrolling pages, and no annoying modal windows begging you to share the site on social media or sign up for a newsletter. "So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999"
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Wired is really scraping for article material, eh?
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I can't see how JavaScript responsible for crap on the web...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I tried turning JavaScript off...
But my boss kept nagging how he wanted me to get back to work 
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Turning off Javascript seems like giving your browser (or the sites that you visit) a lobotomy. The lights are on but nobody is home.
Marc
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.....and web sites that have no functionality. Seriously, turning off Javascript is just plain silly.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Yeah. If he was patting himself on the back* about installing no script and whitelisting the minimum js on each site to make it work, I might find his claims credible. For something coming out of the mouth of a masochist talking about how he liked to be abused anyway. But I've had occasional js won't load snafus. Most of the time cluster elephant is being charitable for how broken a site is.
* with a cat o nine tails or the like.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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With over 120 million downloads since Windows 10’s launched at the end of July, it is safe to say Microsoft’s latest attempt to redefine its Windows business is turning out to be a success. Of these early adopters, 14 million are enterprise users. As businesses are often reluctant to upgrade operating systems due to costs and security risks, this makes 14 million in 4 months a notable achievement. To varying definitions of "interest"
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OK, maybe 120 million downloads, but we know that Windows now downloads the installer whether you ask for it or not.
So it's how many installs, not how many downloads.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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That is a whole 51% of business is NOT interested.
Great fail ! too
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Better than 8 doesn't tell me anything meaningful. How does it stack up against w7's numbers? Both projected from a few months after launch, and in terms of what the actual upgrade rate was seen to be after the fact?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Pod. Work group. Committee. Autonomous collective. Whatever you call it, you’re part of one at Google and probably wherever you work: a team. So if we know what makes managers great, why don’t we know what makes a team great? Bonus #6: Not whatever the Google+ team does
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Not whatever the Google+ team does
Hey, that's just hurtful. Come on. 
Google+ is a million times better than Facebook, okay? Okay?
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A million times 0 is still 0 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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den2k88 wrote: A million times 0 is still 0
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Viewing agile as a business movement—not just a development movement—can influence improved alignment between development teams and key stakeholders such as sales, marketing and customer service. Adopting the agile mindset of team-based work and continual improvement in business functions could even improve basic processes such as customer service and support. Duh, when will businesses get it?
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Christopher Shields wrote: Duh, when will businesses get it?
When someone finally proves that agile actually works...
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Haha, I mean what is agile really anyway? Working together? Do we really need a methodology to tell us we should work together?
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Study adds to data on health benefits, including lowering certain disease risks. Drink up fast: there should be a new study along shortly
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I can confirm: if I drink my daily coffees my coworkers have a much longer life expectance.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Microsoft doubles down on cross-platform software development. Cross platform is the new platform
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That's nice, but when are they going to port WPF and give us a native IDE that runs under Linux?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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...based on JavaScript 
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Scientists at the National Institute of Standard and Technology (NIST) have proven beyond reasonable doubt that Einstein was wrong about one of the main principles of quantum mechanics and that "spooky action at a distance" is actually real. Spooky
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