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If they only knew what they we're saying.
Remember the High Level dude in the government that got hacked and extorted was an AOLer.
They just wanna say something hip n' cool
They have no more of a clue that the middle aged walk-ins that we see every day here at the "opps you clicked that?" shop.
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Haha seriously, next they are going to become "agile"
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Their agile procurement manual weights more than the 767 based K46 tanker aircraft. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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There would be a whole lot of DevOps going on beside the black ops.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Researchers improve the BREACH attack to extract sensitive data from encrypted HTTPS connections faster Faster is unsecurer?
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Did you read beyond the headline?
Life is too shor
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very strange and need to worry about.So what else we have for safer and faster communication.
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Humanity
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New APIs could let users jump among apps seamlessly across Windows, iOS, and Android devices As in, "All roads lead to..."? (If so, congrats. Best code name in a while)
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"People called Romanus, they go the house?"
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Ballmer.. in a toga.. fiddling by the fire? 
The whole thing's rigged to blow, touch those tanks and "boooom"!
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Or is it that the founders were reared by wolves?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Do they keep Bill Gates in a cage between the Forum and the Campus Microsoftus?
(pardon my Latin  )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The service, which gives you five personalized email address, an ad free inbox and improved calendar sharing, is currently only available via an invite. For just pennies a day, you can have Microsoft misplace your email
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Here's yet another reason not to upgrade.
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Yeah, already saving $3.99 per month, and it is just the beginning. 
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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There’s nothing distinctive about JavaScript, with one big exception: JavaScript has a code complexity problem. They missed a few obvious ones, but of the ones they list, I think I have to agree with them.
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~1k commits of real code (vs generated file wrappers or the like) are a cluster elephant in any language. Either they were only looking at fubar code bases, or they were only looking at noise checkins. Regardless, they came to the right conclusion by completely wrong reasons.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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One would wonder with all those problems how did they duped millions of programmers to use it? How does it consistently makes it to the top of most popular and most in-demand languages?
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I don't think people use JavaScript out of choice. I think they use it because it's the only way to program the client on the web.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I blame Mozilla. But broader, if you need to do something in the browser, you've little choice other than JavaScript.
TTFN - Kent
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You may have seen the TSA Randomizer on your last flight. A TSA agent holds an iPad. The agent taps the iPad, a large arrow points right or left, and you follow it into a given lane. I'll do it for half that price: return Math.random() * (101-1) + 1;
US Government: I'll take either money order or certified cheque (thanks)
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No technology is timeless in the eyes of a developer and all have their flaws and perks. However, as Steve Naidamast, a senior software engineer claims, the pendulum of history begins to swing back sooner or later, demonstrating that until the actual foundations of web development change, no new technology will actually be able to benefit anyone in the sense that it is some type of global panacea for such development. {insert 30K of VIEWSTATE here}
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Nailed it. 
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Quote: The current mad rush towards the “mobile” environment began with the introduction of Apple’s “smartphone”.
Anyone who sees a need to put those words in scare quotes should elephant off back to his mainframe and greenbar fanfold printouts and leave the rest of us alone.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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