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Newton’s Roomba is scheduled to clean the living room of his home in Little Rock, Arkansas, at 1.30am each day, so that the family wakes up to a clean space. That all changed this month when his puppy Evie had an accident on the rug during the night, leading to what he described as the “poopocalypse”. If you want to produce really big sh1t, you need Artificial Intelligence... 
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You get a less catastrophic result, but just as graphic when your kid has dropped a creamy cake on the floor.
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Carbon pets and silicon pets just don't mix well...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It’s happened to neuroscientist Becca (she didn’t want her full name published)
Maybe her?[^] 
Marc
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Quote: He suggests that it might be possible to introduce a specific sensor or feces-specific image recognition.
If they don't call that "faecal recognition", then they've missed a trick.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Donathan.Hutchings wrote: When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
Such as the gun control freaks, who seem to prefer those who love you live the yoke of their stupidity when you are dead for lack of a defensive weapon like a firearm.
That, my friends, is a true Hate Crime deserving of the death penalty.
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When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Priceless! 
Quote: It’s happened to neuroscientist Becca (she didn’t want her full name published) between five and 10 times over the past two years.
Spread the poop everywhere once, shame on you. Spread the poop everywhere 10 times...
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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The Certified Agile Leadership program, developed by the Scrum Alliance, aims to increase the effectiveness of leaders by providing a learning framework for developing agile leadership competencies. The second place I've seen "certified" and "agile" in the same sentence today
Edit: yeah, yeah. Cleaned up.
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If they'd called it Agile Leadership Program Certified Accreditation then then we could have an Alpaca Stand-Up Scrum... which sounds like it could be fun (but in fact is not - like so much else of Agile)
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It could be worse, they could be trying to give out Certified Leadership in Agile Processes certificates. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Is it like the one that Wally attended?
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Web and mobile development company Netguru has published the results of an ongoing Web survey it's conducting, revealing that, on the mobile side of things, "the vast majority of coders are quite inexperienced." No one has 30 years experience developing for the iPhone?
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Yeah but my CV on linkedin says I have 20 years experience with WPF and can make a watch thingy get you coffee!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I will officially have "30 years experience" for all things iWhatever in a mere 7 months from now, for in 1987 I came up with the first i-naming convention for products and/or services provided by Apple.
iHug = internal (then, later, international) HyperCard User Group; a 'service' officially sponsored by Apple.
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Cool! It seems since the birth of the web, technology has been going through the vowels. Back in the 90's, everything started with an "e". I worked for a company called eLoyalty. You saw it everywhere. Apple has the "i", iPhone etc. I wonder when the letter "o" will get its chance. oMaps, oPhone, oMy! 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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oCrap! 
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Speaking[^] of which...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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And don't for get the x phase: xbox, XML, xxx...
Jeremy Falcon
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Not surprised. The budget for mobile apps is pretty low and new grads are cheaper than experienced programmers
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The open source Node.js community is "completely feral" and full of coders who "don't know what they're doing". But it is also an indicator of "what the next 15 years of development will be like". Presented without comment, but I'm sure others will have some
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"It's completely feral, lots and lots of people hacking infrastructure code without knowing what they're doing - there are plenty of people using their stuff and building APIs within their companies, and guess what - it works, despite the fact it's pretty crazy."
House of cards. The sooner we get AI's to write our programs, the better.
Marc
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