URGENTZZ! teaching ppl to using VS

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Please open all your windwos in your room, so that our knowledge accumulated in all those years of hard work can get to you and in your mind in a few seconds! Close your eyes and don't forget to concentrate on the white rabbit!
Sorry, I forgot to mention the red and the blue pill you will have to choose from.
But after that, anything is sooo much simpler. Just ask the operator to upload the handbook of VS... what am I saying... the whole CP in your mind and it's done.
Let's recap:
1) Follow the whitr rabbit
2) Don't be afraid, if your mouth vanishes.
3) Take the red pill
4) Don't forget to run - you'r not the choosen one, that one is Neo
5) Ask the operator to skip all those annoying training lessons, those are for the less talented ones
6) Try to jump over to that other building - you will fail (and fall), but that's no problem at all
7) Don't look after the girl in red - she is not your class
8) Now you are prepared for some higher class lessons in hacking... upload DOS in your operative memory
9) Great. Now ask the operator for Office user level operation guide... '95 will be just fine, that will be enough for ten years or so
10) We's almost there. No, kung-fu won't help - don't ask for that. Just eat that white thing. You will need all the proteines you can get.
11) Yes. Now ask the operator to upload MSDN and CP in your mind.
12) There you are. You know everything now. Happy encounter with Mr. Smith!