In SQL Server 2008, I do that with a CLR User Defined Function:
public static partial class LibSql
public static string
return ( Victim.Trim() ) ;
Needs to be built into a strongly-named Assembly and added to the GAC.
CREATE ASSEMBLY Library FROM 'C:\bin\Library.Sql.dll'
CREATE FUNCTION dbo.Trim(@Victim NVARCHAR(MAX)) RETURNS NVARCHAR(MAX)
AS EXTERNAL NAME Library.[PIEBALD.Lib.LibSql].Trim;
BSCS 1992 Wentworth Institute of Technology
Originally from the Boston (MA) area. Lived in SoCal for a while. Now in the Phoenix (AZ) area.
OpenVMS enthusiast, ISO 8601 evangelist, photographer, opinionated SOB, acknowledged contrarian
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"Typing is no substitute for thinking." -- R.W. Hamming
"I find it appalling that you can become a programmer with less training than it takes to become a plumber." -- Bjarne Stroustrup
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"linq'ish" sounds like "inept" in German -- Andreas Gieriet
"Things would be different if I ran the zoo." -- Dr. Seuss
"Wrong is evil, and it must be defeated." – Jeff Ello
"A good designer must rely on experience, on precise, logical thinking, and on pedantic exactness." -- Nigel Shaw
“It’s always easier to do it the hard way.” -- Blackhart
“If Unix wasn’t so bad that you can’t give it away, Bill Gates would never have succeeded in selling Windows.” -- Blackhart
"Omit needless local variables." -- Strunk... had he taught programming
"We learn more from our mistakes than we do from getting it right the first time."
My first rule of debugging: "If you get a different error message, you're making progress."
My golden rule of database management: "Do not unto others' databases as you would not have done unto yours."
My general rule of software development: "Design should be top-down, but implementation should be bottom-up."