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      <title>What Do You Like About Me? [modified]</title>
      <description>Ahhh, my loyal subjects.  Here's your chance to expound on what makes me so damn likable. &lt;br /&gt;
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I ask that the people who came here from the previous thread ("Why You Don't Like Me") please refrain from using this thread to say things like "Nothing", and similar puerile little gestures. Afterall, I've given you a podium for your feelings, and the thread topics should guide even those with the dimmist of wits to the correct thread.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels."&lt;/i&gt; - &lt;b&gt;Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div class="modified"&gt;modified on Tuesday, July 5, 2011 1:06 PM&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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      <author>John Simmons / outlaw programmer</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2003 13:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Why Don't You Like Me?</title>
      <description>I figured I'd give everyone a sounding board for saying why they don't like me since it is quite often discussed in the other Lounge and in the soapbox.  Please feel free to use whatever foreign language in which you are fluent, but keep in mind that if I can't read it, I can't become despondant and suicidal over whatever you submit.  Besides, foreign languages are simply a crutch for people too lazy to learn proper English.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, anytime you see fit, you may retract your statements posted in response to this thread when you realize that I'm just a big lovable ol' teddy bear.  There certainly won't be any shame in admitting that you were wrong about me being whatever you thought I was. &lt;br /&gt;
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Lastly, please stay on topic, and don't ruin everyone else's fun by also listing things you like about me.  I've given you a place to do that too. &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels."&lt;/i&gt; - &lt;b&gt;Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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      <link>http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/519320/Why-Dont-You-Like-Me.aspx</link>
      <author>John Simmons / outlaw programmer</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2003 13:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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