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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
GeneralRe: What percentage? PinmemberGuyThiebaut28-Mar-08 2:27 
GeneralRe: What percentage? [modified] PinmemberPIEBALDconsult16-Apr-08 10:22 
GeneralRe: What percentage? PinmemberGuyThiebaut16-Apr-08 13:47 
Generalwin-win PinmvpChristian Graus25-Feb-08 12:23 
I remember when I was a sales rep, I told my distributor that I thought we could achieve a win-win situation. He laughed and asked if I'd been to a sales conference recently.
 
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++
 
"also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

JokeRe: win-win PinmvpPete O'Hanlon25-Feb-08 23:43 
GeneralRe: win-win PinmemberPaul Conrad29-Feb-08 8:27 
GeneralRe: win-win PinmvpPete O'Hanlon29-Feb-08 9:53 
GeneralRe: win-win PinmemberPaul Conrad29-Feb-08 9:57 
GeneralRe: win-win PinmemberJustin Perez26-Feb-08 6:34 
GeneralRe: win-win Pinmemberblakey4048-May-08 3:35 

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