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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

GeneralRe: What percentage? Pinmember Vasudevan Deepak K28-Feb-08 5:40 
GeneralRe: What percentage? PinmemberExpert Coming28-Feb-08 12:06 
GeneralRe: What percentage? PinmvpPete O'Hanlon29-Feb-08 9:52 
GeneralRe: What percentage? PinmemberChris Meech3-Mar-08 9:10 
GeneralRe: What percentage? Pinmemberdan neely3-Mar-08 10:34 
GeneralRe: What percentage? PinmvpPete O'Hanlon3-Mar-08 10:59 
GeneralRe: What percentage? PinmemberBofs28-Mar-08 5:21 
GeneralRe: What percentage? PinmemberGuyThiebaut16-Apr-08 13:49 
JokeRe: What percentage? Pinmemberzgonja11-Mar-08 2:23 
GeneralRe: What percentage? PinmemberGrimolfr28-Mar-08 1:40 
GeneralRe: What percentage? PinmemberGuyThiebaut28-Mar-08 2:27 
GeneralRe: What percentage? [modified] PinmemberPIEBALDconsult16-Apr-08 10:22 
GeneralRe: What percentage? PinmemberGuyThiebaut16-Apr-08 13:47 
Generalwin-win PinmvpChristian Graus25-Feb-08 12:23 
I remember when I was a sales rep, I told my distributor that I thought we could achieve a win-win situation. He laughed and asked if I'd been to a sales conference recently.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++
"also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

JokeRe: win-win PinmvpPete O'Hanlon25-Feb-08 23:43 
GeneralRe: win-win PinmemberPaul Conrad29-Feb-08 8:27 
GeneralRe: win-win PinmvpPete O'Hanlon29-Feb-08 9:53 
GeneralRe: win-win PinmemberPaul Conrad29-Feb-08 9:57 
GeneralRe: win-win PinmemberJustin Perez26-Feb-08 6:34 
GeneralRe: win-win Pinmemberblakey4048-May-08 3:35 
JokeRe: win-win PinmemberJoan Murt15-Nov-12 22:10 
GeneralAnd on the Adobe front, ... PinmemberChris Meech25-Feb-08 7:51 
GeneralRe: And on the Adobe front, ... PinmemberDouglas Troy28-Feb-08 5:26 
GeneralBe Naked; Get Screwed Pinmember Vasudevan Deepak K25-Feb-08 3:54 
GeneralRe: Be Naked; Get Screwed PinmvpPete O'Hanlon25-Feb-08 10:59 
GeneralRe: Be Naked; Get Screwed Pinmvpled mike25-Feb-08 12:44 
GeneralRe: Be Naked; Get Screwed Pinmember Vasudevan Deepak K25-Feb-08 19:25 
GeneralRe: Be Naked; Get Screwed PinmvpPete O'Hanlon29-Feb-08 9:50 
GeneralRe: Be Naked; Get Screwed PinmemberGrimolfr28-Mar-08 1:43 
GeneralFrom El'Reg posting an internal Email from Microsoft PinmemberDouglas Troy21-Feb-08 14:10 
GeneralWrong Forum PinmvpRajesh R Subramanian24-Feb-08 19:44 
GeneralThe bottomline of the story is ... Pinmember Vasudevan Deepak K17-Feb-08 22:49 
GeneralRe: The bottomline of the story is ... PinmemberChris Meech21-Feb-08 7:08 
GeneralSynergy PinmemberDouglas Troy15-Feb-08 16:05 
GeneralUse your imagination... PinmemberExpert Coming15-Feb-08 6:24 
GeneralRe: Use your imagination... Pinmember The ANZAC 15-Feb-08 14:08 
GeneralRe: Use your imagination... PinmemberPaul Conrad15-Feb-08 14:43 
GeneralRe: Use your imagination... PinmvpRajesh R Subramanian15-Feb-08 22:26 
GeneralOuterin PinmvpPete O'Hanlon14-Feb-08 4:16 
GeneralRe: Outerin PinmvpJ4amieC16-Feb-08 9:33 
GeneralOn a go-forward basis PinmemberGary Wheeler14-Feb-08 2:13 
JokeRe: On a go-forward basis PinmemberPaul Conrad15-Feb-08 14:45 
GeneralRe: On a go-forward basis PinmemberAnthony Appleyard21-Feb-08 6:53 
GeneralI go forwardly... Pinmemberdan neely21-Feb-08 8:38 
GeneralCould I care less? Pinmember Megan Forbes 14-Feb-08 0:56 
GeneralRe: Could I care less? PinmvpColin Angus Mackay14-Feb-08 2:11 
GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pinmember Megan Forbes 14-Feb-08 19:35 
GeneralRe: Could I care less? PinmvpJ4amieC14-Feb-08 3:35 
GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pinmember The ANZAC 14-Feb-08 12:53 
GeneralRe: Could I care less? PinmvpRajesh R Subramanian24-Feb-08 19:39 

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